....................i have no words

yea we tend to sometimes have long conversations, im sorry im such an annoyance uwu

awww thank you ;w;

oh no no no no no missy there is no need for you to diddly darn dappilin doopilin doobily doobadoo apologize caus well gosh darn slapitootin linagootin fatreeeno you did nothin diddly darn wrong

well there aint no darn diddly doobili tootily reason to diddly darn apologies for that neither ya ****ing pussy cat

i decided to no longer piss you off intentionally uwu

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! *tries to jump out a window but smacks against the glass instead*

*from a closet nearby* heyyy im not that bad

*closet* he's the fake dumbass *crashing could be heard* .............................im ok

Pringles#1awesomeguy: he strangles kittens Pringles#2pieceofshit: ...........shit

now let me out ya ****ing whale

*as he tumbles out of the closet two men ****ing the shit out of each other tumble out also* THANK ****ING GOD I THOUGHT THIER GAY WAS RUBBING OFF ON ME *shakes in absolute horror*

you might wanna clean the huge pool of vomit in there i mean their good people, they gave me this bottle of fireball but........................*shakes* the things i witnessed

*sits down and packs a bowl* they would have been good friends

........they had no clothes *lights up*

......................*processing...* ................................i don't know what to feel about that

no like should i be disgusted? idk

naw i got cookies *munches on a cookie*

*throws the rest of the cookies at ya* i was gonna give them anyways, no need for violence

EXACTLY!

uwu indeed

*blows smoke in your face*

you want some? i got dabs

*heats up a dab pen for ya* heeere ya go

*puts the pen away* any time my friend uwu

weed is definitely my thing

oh well you didn't have to

no it doesn't uwu

i've never done it before

figured

sounds boring, i prefer the flower

oh yes when the THC gets processed through your liver and your liver tries to break it down to get it out of your body but in the process makes 11 hydroxy metabolite which is five-ten times more psychedelic than THC

yea your body thinks it's a poison even though it's pretty much harmless so that's why it goes through your liver, but it won't do that when you smoke it since you absorb it through your lungs but yea that's why you use so little flower to make edibles, cause it becomes much more psychedelic you can tell im a pot head XD

but even though i know a lot about it, i still don't smoke too often, like once every other month, so my body doesn't get too used to it

**** yea it does

yea i used to have to take ADHD pills, but i refused to take them cause they stole any amount of personality i had

god damn, just try smoking a bunch of weed, it relaxes your mind to the point of you choosing to sleep no need to ****ing shut down

try smoking before 2 am i guarantee it would help but im not the one to encourage something someone wouldn't wanna try, but yea addiction sucks, that's why i avoid cigarettes

yea, all that bullshit is something to be avoided

that's the thing i don't like trying to be "cool" so you do shit you know is bad and harmful to you just to impress stupid people

exactly, i don't see how smoking is "attractive"

oh i remember sixth grade me, i think i already told you how i was back then

yea i think i did shit about traumatizing fathers ya know?

yea, i was shy, and kinda scared but hey look at me now, i'll talk to anyone if i have to

yea most bullies are, they got something to hide lol yea...

in order to stand out you need to be able to shock people in a way that's not ordinary ^^

that's why i stab 20 baby goats in the morning in order to serve as a sacrifice for the dark lords of lorderon

oh, you should perform the ritual of the sand men, to worship their profession of deep sleep like now, right now

........please?

*sigh* i guess that works

naw i'll sleep later https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLZZlILTF3M watch that, it's about a half hour long uwu

good uwu