Death at the Supermarket (RP?)
by:
TheRedSSJKing 
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21.12.2019
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plorpty
21.12.2019 20:44
LinkI SUMMON MY EELIE NAMED MABEL
plorpty
21.12.2019 20:46
Link*mabel walks closer to the stranger*
TheRedSSJKing[OP]
21.12.2019 22:09
LinkDeath: Hello.
Death: Excuse me, could you help me? I can't exactly read what year this wine is.
(And no, he does NOT have the "touch you and you die" power. That power is bullshit.)
Death: Ooh, excellent year. Thank you... I'm guessing Lawrence?
Death: Don't be scared, I know the name of every mortal on this planet.
Death: I have other reapers to do my job of collecting souls of the dead for me.
Death: Look, my job is confusing, and to complex for your mortal mind to comprehend.
Dusty: -is on the phone-
‘Hey come home I need ya’
Dusty: I’m sorry I’m buys you buying clothes
‘Well can you hurry up?’
Dusty: I can’t find them
‘What do you mean you can’t find them’
Dusty: there’s only soup
‘Wdym there’s only soup?’
Dusty: it means there’s only soup.’
‘THEN GO INTO THE NEXT ASLE’
Dusty: AIGHT YOU DONT HAVE TL SHOUT AT ME-he went into the next asle-
*Gareth was walking around a grocery store trying to figure out how this stuff works, and was basically about to cry even though he's like 23*
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Death: Okay. Hold my hand.
(he doesn't have that stupid "death touch" ability btw)
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Death: It's okay, just hold my hand. *slowly reaches his hand out to Gareth*
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Death: *gently holds Gareth's hand and closes his eyes* Okay, now to find Rasloth.
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Death: *calmly floats back to his feet* I'm not a demon, I'm technically an angel.
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Death: *spreads his 8, pitch black wings and a green halo appears above his head, his skin turns paper white and his eyes turn bright blue, and a smug grin appears on his face* What about now?
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Death: ... *folds 6 of his wings and his eyes turn back to normal* You do know who I am, right?
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Death: *his wings disappear and his skin turns back to it's original color, a stunned look on his face*
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Death: Okay, you seem very stressed. *claps his hands and a door rises from the ground* Would you like for me to make some tea?
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Death: I told you I am no demon!! Just because I'm Death doesn't mean that I'm evil!
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Death: It's fine, I'm just tired of people calling me a demon when they see me.
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Death: *gestures for them to go through the door first* Go on, it's safe.
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Death: *follows them inside and closes the door behind him* It's fine, I don't mind.
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Death: Thanks. I try to be. Make yourselves comfortable, I'll be bring you your tea.
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Death: *goes into the kitchen and pours two cups of tea for them*
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Death: *comes out of the kitchen with their tea, handing both of them a cup*
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Death: I didn't know what kind of tea you two liked, so I just made some Jasmine tea.
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Death: Okay. *takes a drag from the cigarette*
("drag" is the correct term, right?)
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Death: Are you two enjoying your tea?
(Gn, try taking some NyQuil, it might help.)
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