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Bowser u better not

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*pins

*puts pp in and thrusts

uwu

*breaks down door* r A p E-

>:0

GeT OFf Da ChIld

no uwu

I will shoot you >:0

shoot me daddyu//u

That's kinky as ****- no- Commit no more sex-

moans

AAA

YO BOWSER WHAT I TELL U ABOUT RAPING MY MOTHA****IN KID *bites*

*rapes you

*Slaps* NeIt

cries

Bad boi >:(

;(

Bowser no raping me or my child-

*rapes you

*smacks again* N O

;(

Go to the bad boi corner >:(

make me ;(

I will ground you from sex >:(

:0

please hit me with the mailbox i want to get a coma

STAY AWAY FROM MY BEAN,BOWSER >:((

*beats you with a stale piece of popcorn

*Hits you with skittle*

tickles your kidney*

*pours flex seal on your mouth

>:OOOOOOOOOOO I'M CALLING PAW PATROL ON MY MOMMY'S EPICCC PHONE

*inhales you

*Exhales you epiccly*

seals your asshole with anal seal*

aw now i cant "accidentally" get things shoved up my ass

*Epiccly protects My bean >:((* No crying,just run away from Bowser-

boops Bowser* Get beaned..

moo

lmao, this comment chain is cursed

true true

It is- OOM

lol

fugg

GGUF

NO ;-;

YMMOM GINREFFUS YM DNE

My poor child.. ;~; *huggo*

nu jelly bean nu

:)

*HISSSS*

*protects le child*

*boops

I-.. excuse me...what the ****?

fight me you minecraft wooden hoe

I was afk for 2 minutes- and this happens.

kicks Bowser* nO yOU

*breaks your ankles

*pulls out a lawnchair and a bag of popcorn *epically unfolds(?) the lawnchair *epically sits down in the lawnchair

*Eats Bowser*

moans

Shaves off all of Bowser's fluff* ...lol..naked.

;(

*Eats chips and sits beside Staarchip epiccly*

iz sowwie *glues bacc on*

;(

;(

jk *shaves again*

hehehehe~

*slaps your ass and throws a toy dinosaur at you

s-spiderman

>:)

I-..well ****..