RP!!!!! ....Anyone???


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SinsTheSkeleton[OP]
27.01.2019 04:02
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They 👉🏼👉🏼say 🗣Flat 🕳Earth🌎 is dumb🤔...
They 👉🏼👉🏼say 🗣Flat 🕳Earth🌎 is dumb🤔.. ok, But let’s actually 💯take a look 🔎at what you👈🏼 call 📞smart🧠 ok?🤔🤔
You 👈🏼believe the earth🌎 is going⚡️ 66,600 ☄️miles per hour 🚨which is 39 times ✖️FASTER 🏃🏻♀️than the speed of a 🔫bullet 🤷🏽♀️
You 👈🏼believe the earth 🌎core 🌎is hotter🔥🔥 than the surface 🔝of the sun ☀️with an infinite ♾burn🔥, all while being 🙅🏻♀️sealed 🙅🏻♀️off from fuel🚀 or air💨 🤷🏽♀️
You 👈🏼believe there is a 🚧wall of fire🔥 atmosphere 🌫🌫up 🔝there but yet🤷🏻♀️ the higher ⬆️⬆️you go, the colder 🥶it gets. Once you👈🏼 get to airplane ✈️height✈️, it’s literally -4️⃣0️⃣ below zero 🤷🏽♀️
You 👈🏼believe a teaspoon🥄🥄 of a neutron💫 star ⭐️weights ⚖️40 billion🚫 poun

Nana: I'm gonna say 🗣🗣🗣 the n-word.
Skipper: That's racist, you can't say 🗣🗣 the n-word!
breaking glass 🥃 and car 🚌🚌🚌 skidding as nana promptly collides with the car 🚌🚌
Skipper: Mrs. Obama, I've 🙋 done it. I've 🙋 stopped racism.
Michelle Obama: Thank 🙏 you Skipper, now I am free 🆓 to roam this ⬆ earth 🌐🌐🌐.
Donald Trump: Not if I have 🈶🈶🈶 anything to say 🗣🗣 about it, and I do! I'm gonna say 🗣🗣🗣 the n-word!
Skipper: Mrs. Obama, get 🉐 down ⬇⬇!
Donald Trump: Nigga 🙌👋🏿.
the white house 🏠🏠🏠 abruptly exploding
Skipper: Mrs. Obama, where 🤷 are you? Are you okay 👌👌?
Donald Trump: She is 🈶 no 😣 longer with us, Skipper. And with her death 💀💀💀, I am finally free 🆓 to say 🗣🗣🗣 the n-word whenever I want 😋.
Martin Luther King 🤴🤴 Jr.: Not if I have 🈶🈶 anything to say 🗣🗣 about it, Trump, and I do. Prepare for my civil rights beam.

Martin Luther King 🤴 Jr. uses his civil rights beam and music 🎤🎤 starts playing as Donald Trump is 🈶 screaming in agony
Donald Trump: Skipper, my son, you wouldn't let me die ⚰⚰, would you?
Skipper: Shut up ☝☝☝, cracker.
Donald Trump screaming and dissolving into dust
Skipper: Hey 👋 Kowalski, who 💁's that guy 👦👦 in front of us rising out 🏎🏍 of the water 💧💧?
Barack Obama: It is 🈶 I, Barack Obama.
Kowalski: Mr 🇲🇷🇲🇷🇲🇷. Obama? What 😅 are you doing here 👈👈?
Barack Obama: I have 🈶🈶 come to exempt my revenge on 🔛🔛 you penguins for allowing my wife to die ⚰⚰⚰ at the hands 🤲🤲🤲 of Donald Trump.
Kowalski: But Mr 🇲🇷. Obama, we did everything we could.
Barack Obama: I've 🙋 already made up ☝☝ my mind 🤯🤯🤯.
Skipper: Mr 🇲🇷🇲🇷. Obama, don't do it. This ⬆ won't bring Michelle back ⬅️⬅️.
Barack Obama: Nigga 🙌👋🏿.
the penguins' airship explode

🌔 by saying the n-word.
Kowalski: It just doesn't make sense skipper, Obama would never ❌ say 🗣🗣 the n-word.
Skipper: I don't understand it either Kowalski, but some things you just gotta live with. Unless, Donald Trump, I should've known it was you.
Donald Trump inside of Barack Obama: Skipper, my son, I see 👁👁 you've discovered my master 👑 plan. Now that I have 🈶🈶🈶 taken over Obama's body, I have 🈶🈶 free 🆓🆓 reign to say 🗣🗣 the n-word whenever and however I please 🙏🙏🙏.
Skipper: So what 😅 you're 👉 saying is 🈶 that you're 👉 inside of another man 👦👦?
Donald Trump inside of Barack Obama: Why 🤔 yes 👍👍👍, I suppose you could say 🗣🗣🗣 that.
Skipper: But Mr 🇲🇷🇲🇷. Trump, wouldn't that make you gay 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈?

Donald Trump inside of Barack Obama: No 😣😣😣, this ⬆ can't be!
Donald Trump's screams of anguish becoming more ➕➕➕ and more ➕ distant
Skipper: Well boys 👦👦👦, we did it. Racism is 🈶 no 😣😣 more ➕.
Barack Obama: Hello 👋 Skipper.
Skipper: Mr 🇲🇷. Obama, what 😅 are you doing here 👈👈?
Barack Obama: I came to thank 🙏 you for your 👉 great 🇬🇧🇬🇧 service 🛎🛎🛎 to this ⬆ country 🗾🗾.
Skipper: No 😣😣😣 thanks 🙏 neccesary Mr 🇲🇷🇲🇷. Obama.
Barack Obama: As a token of my gratitude, I'd like 😄😄 to give you the n-word pass 🎫🎫.
Skipper: Mr 🇲🇷🇲🇷. Obama, it is 🈶 an honor to call you my nigga 🙌👋🏿.
Barack Obama: And as to you, old 👴👴 friend 🐶.