(Exactly what I was gonna say)
Ian: Oh nothing just 5 hours of listening to Silas ramble on about getting married
Smiccy: LITERALLY 5 hours! I timed it! I had nothing else to do! He wouldn't let us LEAVE!
Ian: *thinks for a moment then facepalms*
Smiccy: His brain stopped working about 1 hour into listening to Silas. It slowly deteriorated his brain cells.
Chloe; Did you honestly forget about me??? Oh, wait. Pinkie Pie here replaced me!!! *kicks Sunset*
Sunset; *pulls out her gun, prepared to shoot Chloe*
Smiccy: I'm still thinking about Silas getting...uh...the word of...MARRIED and Oppy's name would be Oppy Rhodes...Doesn't sound right
Ian: *slaps Smiccy* DUDE!
Smiccy: OW! What??
Ian: Listen to what you just said!
Smiccy: *thinks for a moment muttering to himself and then he facepalms* DANG IT!
Smiccy: Your correlation makes NO sense! First, you aim the subject at ME, THEN you aim it at Sunset without giving any hints! I DON'T CARE ABOUT SUNSETS JEALOUSY RIGHT NOW! I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE FACT THAT WHAT I SAID COULD GET US THROWN IN JAIL!
Ian: I'm annoyed because of Silas but no
Smiccy: It's how we were CREATED! We look like the same age for years! We. Don't. Age. If I were to HAVE an age I'd be DEAD by now!
Ian: It's just what Smiccy said it...uh...he said...
Ian: You can never say it to anyone, ok? Never!
Smiccy: *hears him then yells from across whever he is* SHE WILL TELL SOMEONE WHO IS THREATENING TO KILL HER IF SHE DOESN'T! SO WE'RE DOOMED!
Sunset; Please, don’t do it, I don’t wanna die, no, not yet, now normally I would pull out my gun, but I just can’t shoot you, please, please, please, don’t kill me!!! I will keep it a secret, I promise!!! *crying and panicking*
Sunset; Y’know, my life isn’t what I’m worried about. I’m worried about that secret. That if I tell it, I could never see you again. So, I promise, I won’t tell.
Ian: Try and act like him
Smiccy: *thinks for a moment* Oh my gosh I just held a gun! Am I gonna go to jail?! Then theres me now just saying Oh hey look a gun, wonder who I can shoot!
Ian: *laughs*