So I'm going to be in a musical this December Its elf And they were mentioning auditions for springs play so we had to pick some monologs to read And as the stupid self I am I picked one that was Bad I was reading it to my mom and she gasped and said wait what being the innocent child I am I didn't know what Jump your bones ment so now Imma get freaking yelled at hahahaha gotta get a new one now and my teacher will be pissed uwu