Howto be my friend
by:
Call-Me-Wheatley 
871
871
11.08.2019
12 comments
CutieAnimationsx3
11.08.2019 01:36
Link1) don’t be -russia-
I MEAN—
Call-Me-Wheatley[OP]
11.08.2019 01:36
LinkI’ve made a reference to Russia in it
CutieAnimationsx3
11.08.2019 01:37
LinkDude I’m not actually pissed about russia being a dyke because she’s mostly irrelevant to me but I just wanna see if she actually has the guts to talk shit to my face
CutieAnimationsx3
11.08.2019 01:38
LinkIf she does have the guts then alright I can respect that (to a degree) but if she’s a pussy then -50 respect points
She’s already at -50 respect points for me so.. h
Call-Me-Wheatley[OP]
11.08.2019 01:39
Linkoof, I did warn her about if she stole my stuff, and then she said that and I honestly cringed and was gonna threaten to stab her toes
CutieAnimationsx3
11.08.2019 01:41
LinkI’m this close to confronting her 👌
THAT CLOse
BreatheChild01
11.08.2019 01:41
LinkWhy did I imagine her grabbing a Vaccum, putting it in the reverse, and let it blow in your face gracefully?
That was gross.
Call-Me-Wheatley[OP]
11.08.2019 01:42
LinkI literally wanna do that now
1st of all Why are would you want to be my friend?
step 2: know how to deal with an angry hot head.
Step 3: deal with me complaining about my problems.
Step 4: don’t act like your my friend then literally make me hate you.
Step 6: know that I insult my friends as jokes because I suck.
step 7: I can’t count :)
Step 8: why are you reading this?
Tbh, it depends how you act then your my friend, I gues we are frenemies 😔👊