Prompt 3: Fruit
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Jade-Da-Pun-Master
23.10.2019 00:34
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23.10.2019 00:35
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23.10.2019 00:37
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Jade-Da-Pun-Master
23.10.2019 00:41
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EVERGEN TEACHING VIANE TO READ/PRONOUNCE THINGS IS SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED
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Evergen: Ok, Viane, see this chair? This chair is feminine. ‘la chaise’.
Lavender: This chair is a ****ing object, i don't see a skirt or trousers anywhere on its damn metal surface, you're all are ****ing insane.
Dusk: If you don’t pronounce 'chair’ exactly the right way in Japanese, you’ll end up saying 'testicles’ instead.
they all remind me of my brothers so here's them as stuff we've said
Breeze: hey Coral?
Coral: yeees :) ?
Breeze: you're buns
Paradox: what is wrong with you
Lavender, hitting the woah: uwu
Hazel, on top of the table: SOMEONE TOOK MY TATER TOTS, BUT DIDN'T JUST EAT THEM, OH NO. THEY BIT OFF THE TOPS AND LEFT THEM HALF EATEN.
Lavender, mouth crammed with tater tots: what a mystery
Evergen: buy me my noodles:
Paradox: no
Evergen: why
Paradox: because **** you
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Lavender: i'd eat trash for you
Dusk: aw, thats so sweet of you, a little unhealth-
Lavender: i'd've eated trash for you
Dusk: wait wha-
Lavender: i've eaten trash for you
Dusk: wh-
Lavender: I ate trash
Coral: So i was walking over to the field right? And as i got closer I heard some shouting
Coral: I heard like, wish, wish, so i was like "Oh maybe its someones birthday"
Coral: so i get closer and I smell smoke
Coral: and turns out
Coral: IT WAS ****ING PISS. THEY WERE SUMMONING A PISS DEMON. I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS BULLSHIT ANYMORE
Zodiac signs as things Coral has said
Aries: I wish the black plague would sweep me off my feet and do the tango with me
Taurus: This was a bad idea but I'm way to committed to turn back now
Gemini: Aw, you poor thing. I can't believe you suffered the consequences of your stupid actions again.
Cancer: Please don't do this to me I haven't even finished my breakfast yet its too early for your bullshit.
Leo: I feel like my life is a movie thats only made of the credit scene but all the actors and editors are me so its okay.
Virgo: I don't want to fix your mistakes again please just use your brain for once.
Libra: I can literally smell your bullshit from a mile away.
Scorpio: Seriously? You gonna do that? Again? And you didn't invite me? **** you.
Sagittarius: I wish a was grilled salmon, hot, spicy, and without a care in the world.
Capricorn: I honestly don't even care anymore, go ahead and kidnap me.
Aquarius: I'm surprised that you didn't break anything besides your own bones