Kelly: I'mconfusedyetintrigued-

Kelly: *Her phone makes a noise as if she got a text, Immediately checks it and sighs nervously* "Oh no.." *she says uncomfortably*

Kelly: "My.. erm.. my grandads are coming over.."

Kelly: "No but-" *The door slams open* ???: I HEARD MY GRAND-CHALD'S HUSBAND'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY So I decided it would be the most mighty-fine idea to meet em TODAY! Kelly: God dammit.

???: So, you're the man, eh? You're sure lucky just so you know. Kelly: Ma-Pops stop please ???: Aw, sugar why? Kelly: Rrrrreasons.

Kelly: *AHEM* Iri, this is.. Nerdy.. my.. grandfather. Nerdy: Heard a lot about cha. Kelly: Where's Papo? Nerdy: He hasn't come up here yet. He's planning on it. Kelly: Ah.

Nerdy: *shakes his hand energetically* You too, er.. Kelly: Iriku. Nerdy: Iriku! Yeah!

Nerdy: I just have trouble remembering names. *The door opens a creek* Kelly: Well there's Papo. Hi Papo. ????: Er.. hi..

*He nervously walks in surrounded by two green circular objects that fly around him* Jellikia: Name's.. Jellikia, though I prefer... Jelly..

Jelly: Ye Don't mind my odd name it's a habit Kelly: *Le hugs tol boy/Jelly because aHEm fReaking 7 fOot dEmon hErE*

(i see don't mind me, just strolling 'long)

(Kelly's 5'3 she b short as wellio) Kelly: Papo ^^ Jelly: Ack Nerdy: Just wait t'ill our kiddo arrives that'll be a blas- *The door opens normally and Kelly's parent's walk it* Nerdy: HAH I CALLED IT Halo: DAD COME ON. Mai: And then my mom'll arrive. *Katty walks in* Mai: it's like a family reunion- *Then Laney and Alanis walk it* Laney: JESUS- Alanis: Osht hi sis Mai: Hi. Alanis: And mum Katty: Sup Kelly: Well I didn't mean for this to happen.

(Hi epic)

(oh hi)

Kelly: *counts all her family members in the house* There's only 7 people in here. My sis hasn't arrived yet thank god. Halo: I don't think Diana's coming either way. Kelly: Why- wait why am I worried I despise her. Halo: Exactly the reason. She doesn't feel that great about you y'know.

Kelly: Also why the hell is everyone here? Katty: I blame Halo Halo: What did I do? Katty: You married my daughter, excuses? I think not. Jelly and Nerdy: *Faint laughing* Halo: So? Mai: This is confusing. Kelly: *AHEM* Laney: Guys guys! *Snaps her fingers and points to Halo, shuffling her back heel away* Mai: *red faced* Everyone else besides Halo, Mai, and Kelly: *laughs* Mai: THAT WAS YEARS AGO! Laney: You still slipped in front of the whole school, child. Mai: MY NAME'S NOT CHILD RE E E- Katty: Greatest nickname for you from 2001 just sayin'. Mai: MOM! Katty: *Laughs* Kelly: I have no idea what's going on rn

Everyone: Both. *laugh* Halo: That worked out perfectly what the hell.

Halo: *Pulls out a shot gun from hIs maN pUrse, followed by Jelly and his minigun and chase down Alex* Kelly: osht

Halo and Jelly: *Surround Alex* Halo: Bish wth you think you were doin' Jelly: *Loads his minigun* I read about you going to prison.

(Plot twist: Its not actually Alex)

Jelly: *Pulls out a cigarette, lights it and puts it in his mouth* I wonder why you ended up in that lil' hell.

(Plot twist: copperz)

Jelly: *****es get stitches, sweetheart. I'm pretty sure everyone hate's you by now.

Jelly: Find someone who doesn't, maybe this bitterness n shit'll be resolved. After all, that's what worked with Javian.. he got shot though..

Jelly: Find someone you don't know.

(oh boy)

Kelly: :D Katty: *Coughs* Jelly: That's how I found my husband hint, husband.

(o h b o y)

Kelly: /v\ Jelly: Oh you have no idea

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Jelly: *Sighs and puts his gun down* Don't touch me again. Halo: *RU nS-*

(Jelly doesn't have a nose he's Halo's Father and Halo's A Skeleton but okay)

Jelly: Ahaha... Ahahahaha.. AHAHAHAHA *le neck cracks and he picks his Minigun up, shoots at Alex* (He's not the.. sanest either..)

Kelly: Oh god. Dangit Jelly. Halo: *bursts through the front door huffing*

Halo: *huff* Alex might die out there.

Halo: *coughs* By my dad *coughs* Nerdy: DAMN IT JELLY WHY.

Halo: IDK Kelly: reEEeE

(K) Kelly: You said yourself it was a good thing

Kelly: I'm sure no ones gonna hurt ya. At least none of us will. And I am sure Jelly wont either

Kelly: *magic GaSp* Woah

Kelly: Haha *door bangs open* Jelly: Back~!

Jelly: He looked dead enough. He's twitching like a bug after you step on it so.

Everyone: Sure.

Kelly: *Inner laughing*

Jelly: l a m e-

Jelly: Sorry...

*busts door open* me: WHO WANTS MEMES *throws memes at everybody*

*puts cake in bag* me: welp i gotta go * busts open the window* *busts open the back door* me:sorry i wanted to bust through the upstairs window *runs up the stairs and jumps out the window

no only fresh dank memes

oh i forgot something *stuffs memes in everybody mouths* *steals everything and bursts through the widow*

*slaps everybody* ACCEPT THE MEMES

meme lord: i will kill you all *it blasts dank memes at everybody killing them

That's some cringy shit I just read