In a galaxy far away, something formed. It was shaped like something.. It darkened out before further experience. It turned to a small crystal. Soon it crashed onto earth and shattered forming something we now call cats. The fuzziest kitten crashed onto the planet. It drew alot of attention to the crash site. Shards from the wreck of the crystal were found laying everywhere and got sent to the lab for further experience. The shards eventually formed more cats during experiments and they all fluffled together and grew up. They then re-produced. Meow!