its your best art

now this, this is art

Ok so basically there’s this big purple guy and he’s a geologist and so he is trying to collect these 6 rainbow rocks to bring gay pride to the universe but then something terrible happens! His pet octopus is killed by a robot man and his elephant gets his arm cut off, so he grabs Fiona from shrek and takes her sightseeing, but she kills herself. Geologist man is so sad that he goes to his home to see his mom, but then he finds that grown up Harry Potter has killed his mommy and so he fights the robot and Harry Potter and bug boy and they put him to sleep but Star Wars heroically wakes him up so he can secure his latex gloves because he’s a germophobe. He then collects all the space rocks and snaps his fingers to kill all the homophobes. He sits on a big rock and thinks about all the pride in the world.