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*takes a sip and half the bottle is gone* Not strong...

*throws behind her*

Vodka is my thing not yours. You can take drugs or smoke weed and shit

*it was less strong than the last*

You can have the weak ones. I’m taking the strong ones *she grabbed a strong one

*Wheeze* *Steals one of the strongs and gestures russia to come over here out of Sovietunions view*

*gets it back* nice try cat

*Smack hard and grabs it again* EHEHEHEHEHE *Runs*

*drinks them all and gets mega droonk*

*takes and drinks it N O P E*

COME ON RUSSIAAAAA

*Tosses the hardcore vodka to russia so he can chug it* HURRY

(He got it- but you can get more off the menu

*Gets popcorn*

*orders the rest and drinks them*

( I r a N- Okay just i sneaked another one) HARDDCORE!

(Oof he’s gonna die of drinking too much-

>:3

*turns out they were saving one but she got it*

*and d r a n k*

I’m not feeling so good-

what.

uhh. i dunno

*lands face first on the floor

This story is getting better by the second

*slowly dying*

(Mmmm better than infinity war

*face go cracc*

uh oh.

(Honestly an embarresing death)

*craccccc*

*snaps fingers*

*f a d e*

(USSR real death in ch is like thanos snapping

Oh no....

(Mom you fiend

(uhh_

(Reincarnation moment)

*r e I n c a r n a t e s as ancat*

WHAAT-

*wow he’s in a forest

(Try’s to make rp longer

Sorry for loss russia.

*crys * i thought we were besties...

;o;

D R A M A

ha..

;-;

(I’ll let you do your thing then time skip

uhh you okay-

OK (T i ME SKip)

*Ussr was in a pound, the place where pets either die or get adopted*

*Walking into the pound* >->

(WAIT I'M MAKING USSR A MALE CAT-)

*He perked up, seeing Japan and meowed loudly at her.*

*He then saw Russia and meowed louder at Russia*

*Glares at the cat* Awww adorable! *Bends down at the ussr cat* :3

It is not!!

*He scratched at Russia, strangely knowing what he said*

HEY POUND PERSON I WANT THIS ONE!

*Grabs the cat and leaves casually*

*Gets home to some home idk where everyone lives-*

*He kept meowing at Russia*

your such an a** russia LOOK HOW CUTE IT IS!

*He put his ears down and turned away*

>:o

*It got out of her grip and ran to a ussr poster, pawing at it then pawing at himself*

*Tilts head* uhh.. I dunno... whhats happenin.

*He ran and got a pencil, then started writing on the wall*

*It was a messy Russian writing, Я ссср*

*Trys to read it* ... I cant read.

*He scratched russia then scratched the writing, urging him to read it*

*He nodded*

Uhh... i dunno, maybe its a ghost cat?

*He just glanced at japan and shook his head*

... uhhh.. isn't he, dead?

*He put his ear down and thought of another thing*

*He made a scratching motion at his neck*

.. . . uhhhhhhhhhh

*He looked at her hopefully (Russia)*

*He just did a low meow and started scratching at his neck, starting to bleed*

WAIT WHAT- NONOO

*Grabs the cream* what the hell is the cream

*Grabs the other cream

*He hissed and got out of the grip, going to the pencil again and writing out: "Следующая жизнь"*

. . . uhh.

Do it outside then.

*He hissed and ran to a window, leaping out.*

Jeez calm it...

*He scratched at himself, finally coming close to death... Again.*

(ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS FICTION LAND GIRL?!)

*Just watches from a distance* uh..

*Runs after russia and catches him*

(or maybe its from HITTING YOUR HEAD.)

*He finally died, T H E N R E I N C A R N A T E D A S A C O U N T R Y*

Let me make the design)

okay. now i need to carry this fatass while USSR cat over there dies. *Drags russia*

OH NO OHNONONON

(sh)

*Drags russia to the actual house*

*Grabs bandages* uhhh

New flag guys-

*Looks at him* HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?

*Inhale* Reincarnation.*

And I went through the window.

Okayy.

GOD DAMN IT CAN YOU HELP ME?

No. He called me u g l y

I'm grounding him later...

YOU WANT YOUR CHILD TO DIE?

He'll be reincarnated anyways.

As a dog, a shark? think about it.

I already have.

What if he never reincarnates as a country again?

No matter how many times he has to die. HE WILL.

Damn, your heartless.

Not as heartless as them...

Them?

Nevermind.

*Bandages russias head* oh no.

Oh no...

How'd that happen..? *He got down to examine it*

. . .

..?

The arm or head?

Arm

I dunno.

...

Picks up his arm and gets some sewing things, than stitches the arm on*

You're arms back.

uhh..

Yea... No problem. And guess who..?

I said g u e s s

Give him a hint drunk dad.

(He gave him a death glare similar to soviets* You're grounded.

(wAIT BUT IF HE'S BORN AFTER RUSSIA HE CAN'T GROUND HIM-)

*Snickers*

(OH FCK)

(Wait is russia standing)

(k) *He stared at Russia* "hello daughter..." (can we change back to regular jenders I keep mistaking her for him-)

. . . (y a y)

Do you recognize me now?

:T

Now get up.

If he can.

*He looked up at Russia* Anyways... You're grounded.

You don't insult cats.

*He grabbed him by the collar* I S A I D you're. GROUNDED.

*Starts sniffling a bit* but im an animal...

*Crying quietly*

Oh! I just realized... I wont be charged for abuse... *He raised his fist, that short tempered idiot-*

*He lost it and tackled him, then started punching him*

*Goes to cry in the corner*

S O M U C H D R A M A

*I try and pull soviet off of russia.*

GOD DAMN IT STOP!

*He kept swinging, not being himself*

*I smack the back of soviets head to try and stop him*

japan?

(yis?)

*Despite those attacks, he kept hitting*

can i adopt you?

O M G

(Wait what

*He still kept hitting*

(Why so much adop.)

SOVIET STOP!

can i adopt you as daughter-?

(U-UHHH OKAY SURE-

*He started to slow down, his senses coming back*

thank you!

*He finally stopped and realized what he'd done* I... I should go...

*Keeps trying to pull soviet off*

*He left in a hurry, Regreting his life choices*

Are you okay?

... *Hugs russia* Uhm..

Need me to get the first aid kit?

o-Okay.

*He'd Be Near a river, decently far from the place he was previously at*

*Sitting on the couch in the house, drinking tea*

.... i should go look for soviet.

You should

*I put shoes on and go outside, walking around the neighborhood.

...

*I call for soviet*

*He heard, getting up and running away from his location*

Damn it...

Where the hell is russia and soviet...

*He got in the bushes and sat there*

*Yells for soviet again*

*He stayed there, not making a sound*

*Starts to yell for russia* Where are you two... *Starts to get worried*

...

Ugh... hopefully they come back.. *Goes back home*

Soviet go bye bye lol

*Ends up falling asleep on the couch*

japan on post i maded i ledt you comm

...

I am not a good father...

*Wakes up* W-What!?

(ohoOHOHOH THIS IS A SENSITIVE SUBJECT-) Is someone home? *Yells*

*Checks around the house.*

(i rather not be rping with this cause my uhh brother-AHEM-UHH) ...

(YEah.)

*BUrsts one of the doors down* DAMN GOD IT

...

oh damn...

(Now I will just read for a bit.)

uhh..

*Hugs russia* I don't really know what to do bout this..

*Disgust face, but still hugs him*

Gross... * Lays russia down and goes to clean herself*

WOO CONTROVERSY

(oK)