THIS IS THE PERFECT, GOLDY SANDWICH. CRAFTED WITH GODS BREAD, THE LETTUCE OF TRUTH, TOMATOES OF LOVE, ZEUS’S CHEESE, THINLY SLICED MEST MADE FROM THE FINEST COW, ONIONS FROM THE CLOUDS, PICKELS OF DESTINY, THE HOLIEST BACON IN THE UNIVERSE, AND FINALLY JESUS’S FIRST OLIVE. PLEASE, FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO LOVE ME ONCE MORE…