I personally don’t think it’s okay to slap anyone, but why is it okay, socially, for a girl to slap a guy, but not vice versa? You might say that it’s situational, and a lot of the time the guy is the bad guy, but it’s like this in every scenario. I don’t think people should injure anyone, but we all know it’s gonna happen. Human nature and shiitake mushrooms. So why can’t everyone hit everyone? Why can’t we just give everybody we come across a slap on the face? This is a prime example of gender inequality.

Luckily for me, I recently got glasses, so I’m invincible.

I mean, as long as we don’t cross paths anytime soon, you’ll be fine.

Never let your guard down, though.

He attacc.

Yeah, hoomans are weird. I'm going to rise into the heavens pretty soon. Fancy tagging along?