SCREAMS AND SHAKES YOU

CRIES

BUT IM IN YOUR STOMACH????

UWUCRAWLSINSIDEYOULIKEAMAGGOT

LMAO I HATE THIS

😂😂

I’ll do any ship 👀

sUrE

sTaN?👀👉👈

Kenny and Cartman

School because I dunno that makes most sense

Sure lmao

Oki

Stan doodled in his notebook, not paying attention at all. Cartman was doing the usual, making fun of Kyle.

“Oh a Jew standing up for himself? Never seen that before.” Cartman said innocently.

Stan glanced over at the two and rolled his eyes, this happened everyday and he didn’t understand why they didn’t just stop being Cartman’s friend.

Cartman tilted his head, a smirk spread across his fat cheeks. Stan blocked out the noise, sighing as he pinched his temples.

Cartman held his face with his hand, “SHUT YOUR JEW MOUTH KAHL!” He said, bursting out into tears like the crybaby he was. Kenny chuckled.

Kenny nodded his head, agreeing with Craig as he just sat back and watched hell unfold before his eyes with the most calm expression ever. “WELL UH UHM... YOURE A GINGER!”

“GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS! THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS, ALL THE GINGERS ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH DESERVE TO BURN!”

“NO YOU, YOU STUPID JEW!”

“IM BIG BONED DUMBASS!”

“I AM!”

Kenny snickered under his hood quietly as Kyle stormed out of the room. Cartman looked offended. “Kyle?” Stan glanced over as Kyle left the room, then got up and asked the teacher if he could be excused.

“Shut up Craig.” Cartman scowled. Stan walked out of the room and then began to speedwalk, searching for Kyle and his familiar green trapper hat.

Stan looked around desperately as he suddenly heard Kyle’s voice quietly from the restroom.

He slowly creaked open the door and peeked in quietly.

((WHY IS THIS CARTMAN?? https://youtu.be/PGmVLq57ruY LMFAOOO He slowly walked in, “K-Kyle..?”

“Dude, are you okay?” He looked concerned for his super best friend. ((OKay 😂😂

“No! Of course not!” He walked over to him and placed his hand on his back.

“Dude Kyle that was years ago! And remember that was just a mistake the girls made, they meant to put Cartman on the bottom but- Ugh.. it’s just a stupid list dude.”

“I told you that was a mistake! They accidentally swapped you and Cartman’s places!”

“I-I...” He had kept his feelings about Kyle inside of himself for so long, he wanted them to be more then super best friends he just didn’t know how to say it, but this was really happening.

“I-I.. I think you’re beautiful.. and amazing.. and everything you do just makes my heart inside my chest explode into a millions fireworks and time feels like it slows when I’m around you.. everything you do is just so amazing and-and...” He covered hi mouth quickly.

He looked down, covering his mouth as his heart almost seemed to beat out of his chest. Did he really just say that?

Stan jumped at the sudden hug but hugged him back tightly.

His whole face turned red, he was speechless. This was really happening.

He looked up into Kyle’s emerald eyes.

He smiled softly as he rubbed Kyle’s cheek.

He leaned his head onto Kyle’s and sighed happily.

“I love you..”

He hugged him again, sobbing happily.

After a few minutes he collected himself and sighed, his eyes red and exhausted.

“Heh.. no..just.. okay maybe a little...

He intertwined his fingers with his and smiled.

As they entered the class everybody stared at them, especially Cartman before he pointed out how gay they were.

Stan glared at Cartman and calmly lead Kyle back to his seat.

The rest of the class he glanced at Kyle and everytime Cartman made some sort of smart ass remark he would beat his ass.

((Aww Oki :((

((Hewwo owo

((Imma continue The bell rang which ended the day and dismissed everybody from school.

Stan sighed as he went to his locker, putting away his binder and only grabbing what he needed.

“He’s like this everyday, it shouldn’t even come off as a surprise at this point. I don’t understand why we’re still friends with him anyway.” Stan shut his locker and glanced over at Kyle.

He walked out of the school next to Kyle, the memory of earlier still hung in his brain, playing over and over again.

“Y-Yeah! I’m fine.” He assured him.

“I’m okay don’t worry.” He smiled at him.

“Hey.. i’ll Walk you to your place if you’d like.”

((Awh Oki

“Of course I don’t mind!” He smiled.

He held his hand and walked him home.

They finally arrived, and Stan waved Kyle his goodbye and walked to his place, his hands in his coat pockets. Everything around him felt warm when he was with Kyle but now it all felt cold and empty.

He arrived home and didn’t even bother to say hi to his family as he walked up to his room, plopping down on his bed.

He took of his hat and threw it across the room, staring at the time on his phone.

His phone background was a picture of him and Kyle back in the fourth grade, hugging while Cartman laughed at Kenny in the background. He set down his phone on his nightstand and stared out his window at the sunset.

He heard his phone buzz and he picked it up quickly, noticing the message was from Kyle. His hands shook as he texted back, ‘Yeah, I am.’

‘Hey, I’m sorry about earlier, I kinda just spit out all my feelings and..’ He sent it before he could continue the message and panicked, “Shit, shit, shit-“

((Lmao *insert MEMEFRUIT/Ella squealing in the background also* ‘Sorry the message cut off, it’s nothing.’

‘Yeah it’s nothing don’t worry.’

He stopped as he left the message on read, not responding as he set down his phone, laying back in his bed as tears fell down his cheeks. He rubbed his hand through his raven black hair.

Memories of him and Kyle replayed in his head as he continued to cry.

He heard his phone buzz over and over again as he just ignored it.

Calls swarmed his phone as continued to ignore them until it was too much, he grabbed his phone and threw it out his window, growling in anger as he continued to cry. He didn’t need them to care.

The door was answered by Stan’s mother, Sharon.

“Alright? Stanley should be up in his room.” She said calmly as she stepped aside so he could come in.

The door was locked and Stan just ignored the noise, covering his ears as tears continued to pour like a waterfall down his face,

“I’m fine..” He choked out.

He was already at the door, back facing it crying, “I’m fine, everything is fine..”

“Just something in my eye..”

“I...” He trailed off, raising his head and turning towards the door. The door clicked as it was unlocked.

Stan opened the door and stepped out, he was staring at the floor. His hair was messy and his face was red with tears.

He sniffled, “Don’t be.. its not you’re fault it’s mine..” He sobbed into his shoulder as he hugged him back tightly.

((Brb in a minute hol up

((Back

“Yes it is,I’m the one who’s feeling spilled out and now I’m a gay bastard for my best friend!”

“Now everybody is gonna hate me.. you probably hate me too..”

“But it’s not okay to be gay! You probably don’t feel the same and I should’ve just kept it inside of me, I’ve felt this way since we were in fourth grade and I just decided to never tell you but my stupid body couldn’t hold it in anymore and spilled it all out!” He said on the verge of tears, his voice cracking.

“Y-you do..?” He glanced over at him with teary sapphire blue eyes.

He smiled as a waterfall of tears escaped from his eyes.

“I love you too Kyle..” He hugged him tightly.

He sniffled as he continued to hug him.

“I’m okay.. now that the truth is out..” He smiled, sniffling as he wiped away his tears.

He smiled, he hadn’t felt this happy in years, when he was with Kyle everything just didn’t seem like shit.. and now.. everything felt perfect.

He stayed silent as he just slumped into Kyle’s arms tiredly.

He blushed lightly and closed his eyes. He never wanted this moment to end.

He smiled, slowly drifting into sleep like he hadn’t slept in forever.

He snored softly, his head leaned against Kyle’s chest.

He was fast asleep like a baby.

He slightly smiled in his sleep, mumbling sleepily, “Goodnight.”

((This is so cute what the hECC LMAO He snored softly as he rolled over onto his side.

Stan’s Dad overheard this all from downstairs, “Pfft gay..” He mumbled to himself, Sharon hit him over the head angrily.

((LMAO Sharon smiled and waved Kyle goodbye, Randy rubbed his head angrily.

The night sky sparkled above him, the stars looked like little white dots on a black canvas.

It was quite late, around 1am. Kyle’s family would already be asleep.

The soft light of the lamp in his room emitted a yellow glow around the shadows.

((Lmao The house was silent, only the sound of crickets from outside were heard.

The moon glowed outside as crickets continued to chirp softly.

*Timeskip to morning brought to you by Craig’s Middle Finger.* Stan mumbled as he woke up, staring up at his ceiling and rubbing his hand through his hair.

He grabbed his poof ball hat from the edge of his bed and slipped it on, yawning as he got up from his bed.

There was one notification on Kyle’s phone, only warning him about the low battery.

He walked over to his closet as he searched for something to wear, today was Friday. The last day of school for this week.

((Lmao He grabbed his usual brown coat and slipped on a white T-shirt and some jeans.

He walked downstairs, grabbing his school binder and skipping breakfast as he walked out to his normal bus stop.

He walked to his bus stop and like usual, he was the first one there.

He noticed the green hatted boy in the distance. His face turned pinkish red with blush as he stood completely still.

His face turned bright red as he smiled at Kyle.

“M-morning.” he said back to him nervously. Kenny soon arrived, muffling his hello to them both.

Stan stayed silent. Kenny raised a brow at Stan, “What’s up with him?” He asked.

Kenny nodded and shrugged.

He looked away, minding his own business now.

((Sorry for not responding quickly qmq “Hey faggots.” Cartman said as he arrived.