OK HOL UP PINHEAD! YOUR TIME IS UP!

no im dirty dan wait no

lets make dirty dan.. ANIME DAN!!!

PLZ-

ok fine he remains dirty dan

aOMG ANIMU SPONGEBOB

i would pee on someones lawn cause why not

I did it today unintentionally

I tripped over my friend And my mouth touched her bob

Anyway how’s life

Oh wow My neighbours always play their freaking annoying rap autotune ass music at top volume while smoking weed (no joke) and I play the nyan cat song through my anker for an hour to get back at them It’s great. Also, I’m crying Yay

I’m listening to “the last goodbye” by billy boyd It always makes me cry cuz I’m a weakass

But my rats love salt so they are eating my tears (no joke)

Omg I just realised that in that sense ur just like me I always believed bugs have feelings, and still do. So when people kill a fly, it’s no different to killing a dog. Every single boy in my old school would try to murder every single bug ever, and I would have to fight the boys. Once they tried to kill a baby frog, but I punched them, picked up the frog and ran. I got in big trouble that day. And I always try to make friends with animals too, and have successfully created a bond with a squirrel at a nearby park. She allows me to pet her and give her nuts. I’m still working on befriending a vixen outside me house. I’ve got to the point where I can throw her a piece of food and she will eat it. I love animals

Wait wh-

BECAUSE SHE IS FFFFFFFF

oof

MY MATHS TEACHER IS BALD AND JAMAICAN

Also my history teacher is literally called “miss butt”