its oki! I'll join the contest btw!

One ☝️ time 🕓 I 👱🏻‍♀️ was eating 😋 a taco 🌮 with beans 🍛 in it and my 👱🏻‍♀️ stomach started to rumble grumble mumble and I 🏃‍♀️ to ✌ the bathroom 🚻 and let out the most sticky icky please dont licky 👅 minaj nicky 💃 azzella iggy dont tell vicky 🤫 look it up on wiky 👀 very floppy wouldnt stoppy 🛑✋ give me a moppy 🧹 it was very clumpy 😋 extraordinarily bumpy 😋 humpty dumpty 🥚 Donald Trumpy 🍊 made me jumpy 😸 made me grumpy 😡 extremely slimy ✊ made me climby 🧗‍♀️ not salami 🦶 smelled real bad 💃 according to dad 👱‍♂️ I need a pad 😎 dont tell Chad 🚫 made me sad 😰 totally rad 🤘 biggest shit I ever had

and then my mom 👱🏻‍♀️ mopped 🧹 it up ⬆️ with my blanket 👕

ikr

it took me like 3 hours to come up with all those rhymes

And I was at walmart for 1 of them

i read this in class and almost died

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