DrakeAnt*

bro he is the Bubblegum Man, call him by his rightful title, monsieur, to not is a disgrace to your bloodline, and your head shall be chopped and displayed upon a stake for all those who dare call him anything but Bubblegum Man, as a warning

*takes out scythe* You wanna test that theory?

I shall put your head on a spike, and put it in my souvenir room

imma ****ing test out that theory with my... BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVJXVEJBXBKEVICGDTUKHFJGKXJGKFGLHXHKFZILFZIZLXKHLXGXJGODIHPJZFUKXXGXYFHKXHILXGILXGIODFGIOCKH

I’ll kick your dragons ass with my REALFAMILY

MUAHAHAHAHAHH

*was reading fowwies comments and stumbled upon this conversation* you'll never reach the truth, sadly

REALBRODY USE YOUR ATTACK THATS NOT MY CHILD (Its only called that for memes) *brody jumps over the dragon, using his scythe and acid spit the full way down its back*

(do you not realize, I too, referenced a meme, child)

Do you dare, smol boi? I shall slice your neck in half and feed upon your torn flesh and bone, and i shall revive you with my necromancing abilities and ****ing set you upon your RealFamily, to murder them all in cold blood, and you shall feast upon their meat and blood

REALCOHEN, HONORARY REALFAMILY MEMBER 3 USE YOUR ATTACK “Wanna hear a meme” *cohen jumps onto the dragons head and acid spits all over it, and then jumps off, throws three mini scythes at the dragons eyes, then yells WANNA HEAR A MEME?*

That’s where you are wrong fowwie My RealFamily are all demons, they are immortal and invincible

🍵💅🏻 I'll just sit back here and see what rolling stones has to say

lmfao all right, but i, monsieur, am i raet necromancer, you belligerent fool!

REALJACK USE YOUR ATTACK DEMOLISHED *i jump onto the dragons head, and force it to fire a fireball at fowwie, then proceed to murder the dragon with a scythe*

The tarots say you're unfortunately both the fool 😔

lmao what if i told you that that dragon is a fake? YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED BY MY ADVANCED ABILITIES MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA

RAET NECROMANCER CANNOT COMPARE TO REALJACKS ATTACK SOUNDBLAST *the whole RealFamily spawns in, and start playing music* Fowwie wonders what the hell they are doing Fowwie gets knocked back 5 miles

No I haven’t been fooled, *pulls out the hologram plug* There goes your “real dragon” You mixed them up

lmao all right, you win, i dont have time to playfight with a immature child

You made a mistake, jack, the proper way to say that is "Raet necromancy"

>:0 Now I’m a lil mad Gonna keep it to myself so I don’t scream

Coffee out ✌️

Monsieur, you must understand that I, the Raet Necromancer, does not have time to play with you, i have much better things to do, like possess more raets

*feels mostly salty and a lil sad I got called immature by fowwie*

goodbye, Carnival Avocado :>

oh

*is still salty* *feels salt coming outta my ears*

Arrivederci! O h

awwww Jaeck I'm sorryyyy, i didn't mean to actually insult you, i was just joking around

Well immature is an insult people have used before It hurts cuz I try to act like a normal functioning being of society While I am not.

Bro, my brother is 15 and you are waayyyyyy more mature than him, he jokes about “cock“ and “balls“ and “pogasm“ and “jim“, while you, sire, do not, so i commend you for being more mature than my older brother

Okie Bit remember how I said “feel like being myself instead of pretending rn” earlier?

yeah

That’s because, on a few sites I have to pretend to be an adult just not to get made fun of

what the **** really???

yes.

omfg thats sick, bro, don't be afraid to be who you are, be you, and **** the rest

My friend, by the name of auriha She is 13 Everyone knows And people make fun of her for that I don’t want that to happen to me

b r o what the absolute f u c k bullying a child for their AGE?! Thats disgusting

Yeah I know, that’s why I don’t want it happening to me

that definitely makes sense, but don't get yourself drowned in your new persona, act like yourself, you can fabricate your age, however

I hope so

I also have to try not to act like a child

idk when i first met you you sorta acted like a 17 year old friend i had awhile back, you didn't really act like a child, you seem more mature, to me, anyway

I just don’t find cock jokes funny

And I know I act childish sometimes cuz when I said I’m 15 on here Someone said “I just know you aren’t 15, I just know it” And another said “wait your not 15”

hmm

people arent very smart when it comes to human behaviour, take their words with a grain of salt, also, i agree, cock jokes are very unfunny

Sorry I was looking for a puppet for my plush series Yeah, can we start talking about something that feels a lil less like a lunch in the gut?

sure, bro! What do you wanna talk about?

Idk

Do you like puppets? I found Brooklyn T Guy The puppet

hmm, i have always been fascinated by the subject of puppetry, its amazing, have you watched The Dark Crystal? The puppetry is actually magnificent, its literally a work of art

Here’s the best Brooklyn T Guy puppet I could find https://www.amazon.com/Melissa-Doug-Firefighter-Detachable-Creativity/dp/B000ACYW7K/ref=rtpb_8?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B000ACYW7K&pd_rd_r=de606ff9-c8ee-47c1-88bb-1feee9cf03f2&pd_rd_w=6cmIx&pd_rd_wg=JsAQJ&pf_rd_p=1060fc32-cc06-48f1-987d-6b74a57cd8f2&pf_rd_r=TWCM2W6WJP6J46Z7GZE2&psc=1&refRID=TWCM2W6WJP6J46Z7GZE2

thats a really cool puppet! Now that i think about it, i love puppetry, its truly art, and its a skill that fascinates me

I’m gonna use a Luigi plush to call people *****es and ****ers I’m gonna get my friend (who is black) to come over to voice Luigi whenever Luigi needs to say the nword

I’m joking Luigi doesn’t say the nword

:0 you little shi-

the nword is Nintendo

gaf, were you stalking our convo? :00000

Here’s a chef joaquin puppet https://www.amazon.com/Melissa-Doug-Detachable-Theaters-Creativity/dp/B00272N8NA/ref=rtpb_4/142-0035078-7085703?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00272N8NA&pd_rd_r=de606ff9-c8ee-47c1-88bb-1feee9cf03f2&pd_rd_w=6cmIx&pd_rd_wg=JsAQJ&pf_rd_p=1060fc32-cc06-48f1-987d-6b74a57cd8f2&pf_rd_r=TWCM2W6WJP6J46Z7GZE2&psc=1&refRID=TWCM2W6WJP6J46Z7GZE2 That’s what I call him

very epic puppet

Indeed

Also here’s an epic drawing] https://www.deviantart.com/fantheman-rebooted/art/dk-854399214

awwww my tablet is too archaic to be able to load deviantart, sadly ;-;

Oof

perhaos