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08.05.2025
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08.05.2025 08:15
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my favourite song tbh
08.05.2025 08:16
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five five dollar footlong
08.05.2025 11:51
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fighting with cucks online makes me feel A L I V E
08.05.2025 11:52
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five five dollar OooOoo five dollar footloooong
08.05.2025 11:54
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I'm obsessed it's a million times better than the original
08.05.2025 11:55
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I guess the original is fire a little I guess too but when you bring Jared the subway guy into the mix it's just that much more awesome
08.05.2025 11:55
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it's not the same without the five dollar foot long part demi do better
08.05.2025 11:58
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jared is such a gay name if I were a pedophile my name would be Jared and my jitsi username would be jard69
08.05.2025 12:01
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is 17 old enough to stop being edgy on the internet or is this just my true form
08.05.2025 12:02
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I'm actually excited for my birthday cuz there's a lot of cool songs about being 17 right right right win
08.05.2025 12:03
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when I was like 13 I'd listen to this one song about being 17 on my birthday I'm def listening
08.05.2025 12:04
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it goes something like do you have a car do you have a set of keys take me driving something set me free something something lift this curse of being 17
08.05.2025 12:10
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at the end of the day we all need to remember that all my friends are heathens take it slow
08.05.2025 12:12
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flipanim is so cool and awesome cuz there's no way for it to play part in the dead internet theory
08.05.2025 12:13
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how about I go through YOUR Craigslist history
08.05.2025 12:15
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today Sofia won a freak off with Jerry Jerry told me to tell her he was soaking wet and Sofia was like where and Jerry said good answer I don't wanna play anymore
08.05.2025 12:19
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my cat was so happy in my room today ^w^ she didn't even pee on anything like when we first moved
08.05.2025 12:21
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my cat is the worst one she's a feral ***** you have to fight with to get her to come inside but she was being nice tonight rare occurrence
08.05.2025 12:21
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stupid ***** same eye colour as her ugly yellow fur
08.05.2025 12:25
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nevermind Raymond's the worst one he's like a snapping turtle it's ugly
08.05.2025 12:28
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one day I'm gonna have my own real Fortnite concert and it's gonna be real kewl
08.05.2025 12:35
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my birthday is in 11 days I'm excited I'm pumped im Hella Hyped <- this is a secret code see the first letters are HH which stands for hazbin hotel which means I'm actually secretly more excited for season 2 of hazbin hotel than I am for my birthday
08.05.2025 12:36
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I'm just excited to get another build a bear my main choices are jackalope heartwarming hugs sloth and the yeti bear but I also like the strawberry highland cow a lot
08.05.2025 12:39
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the pompompurin bear is so cute and round but I don't want characters
08.05.2025 12:40
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the fuzzy fox is super cute too I'm brainstorming right now
08.05.2025 12:41
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when I made my first build a bear I stepped on the pedal after the lady took the bear off of the nozzle and it blew stuffng at her is that evil it was funny though no regrets
08.05.2025 12:42
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I have to take names and accessories into account with all of this too they don't recommend accessories for the sloth but it's so cute I rly want it and bonus points cuz it's weighted
08.05.2025 12:43
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gonna name my birthday bear topher I think
08.05.2025 12:45
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and it's my birthday so I get to go crazy and won't have to feel guilty about how much of Jerry's money I'm spending like I did last time
08.05.2025 12:50
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I guess I could just get whatever bear I get weighted when I make it right
08.05.2025 12:51
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the other day Jamie told me that when she first met me I gave off the impression that I said the n word that changed the way I view myself and makes me think about how people must view me but also everyone thinks it's cute when I say slurs xd
08.05.2025 12:55
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the other day she showed me the beauty that is sabrina carpenter in Fortnite she singlehandedly made being horny and having sex in Fortnite canon can you believe it
08.05.2025 12:57
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I'm always being interviewed/preparing for my interview in my mind at any given moment I'm on the tonight show being interviewed by my imaginary Jimmy Fallon
08.05.2025 12:57
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that's why when I get high I think I'm being tormented by everyone while I'm on a gameshow
08.05.2025 12:59
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I miss smoking weed but I'm being "responsible" cuz I don't wanna smoke until my parents take me to the DENTIST TO GET MY CAVITY FIXED!!! IVE BEEN ASKING ALL YEAR
08.05.2025 13:00
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U S E L E S S
08.05.2025 13:01
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ANYWAY tomorrow me and Jerry are gonna go to the thrift stores in town to have a look and maybe pop some tags like Macklemore
08.05.2025 13:01
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OMG and I found my beloved Nicolas Cage vampire Macklemore lesbian jacket after a year it feels so good to be reunited with it
08.05.2025 13:06
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I think tonight I'll drug myself to sleep I'm not tired again
08.05.2025 13:08
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the first brownie experience was so good I think of that fondly when Jerry wakes me up saying he made magic brownies except I completely missed the part where they had weed in them so I had no idea what was happening for a hot moment
08.05.2025 13:10
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I miss Jerry's macaroni we don't have a working stovetop yet...
08.05.2025 13:53
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good news just successfully shoved my earring in a healed piercing hole ☺️☺️ has anyone else done that or are my family just ferals
08.05.2025 13:54
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core memory of my me and my friend sleeping over at my house playing Minecraft while my mom was trying to violently shove an earring into my healed piercing hole
08.05.2025 14:01
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it's time to weed up hopefully it doesn't last until tomorrow like it did last time
08.05.2025 14:04
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this is the best one so far though it doesn't linger in your mouth
08.05.2025 14:11
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this is my log to see if I can tell the difference between normal me
08.05.2025 14:18
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cryng Jerry just knocked a bunch of new glasses into the sink
08.05.2025 14:26
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rewatching city on the edge of forever this one of my favourite episodes
08.05.2025 14:29
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ms Crabtree is so awesome
08.05.2025 15:20
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I can't even think of a thing to say right now I am so out of it
08.05.2025 15:23
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me and Jerry watched southpark together until 2 am I love my family
08.05.2025 15:23
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3 am* ****!!!
08.05.2025 15:47
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yeah he'll be really jealous of how yellow it is
08.05.2025 15:47
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I'm watching another show ^w^
08.05.2025 15:49
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my eyes are so heavy holy moly
08.05.2025 08:22
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call me five dollars the way im a foot long
08.05.2025 11:48
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got my mind on your body and your bodies only nine
08.05.2025 09:07
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It's cute
08.05.2025 09:08
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☺️🫠
08.05.2025 11:52
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hi gayalt
08.05.2025 12:35
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What's ur tik tok id ?
08.05.2025 12:36
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I don't have TikTok
08.05.2025 12:35
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happy birthday
08.05.2025 12:36
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CAN YOU PUT A WARNING NEXT TIME IM IN THE DARK AND GOT SCARED
08.05.2025 12:39
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polor bear just wishes you a happy birthday
08.05.2025 12:46
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awww thank you polar bear!
08.05.2025 12:48
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Konnichiwa,cutie
08.05.2025 12:48
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Happy Birthday Happy birthday 🎂 🥳
08.05.2025 12:49
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sukoshi hayai kedo—ato juuichi nichi
08.05.2025 12:49
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Anata no Special Day ga Joy, warai, soshite daisuki na mono de ippai ni narimasu you ni. Big ni Celebrate shite! 🎉
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08.05.2025 12:49
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no speak ping pow
08.05.2025 12:55
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Ok ..i don't 🙃
08.05.2025 12:58
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I don't speak this language what does any of this mean
08.05.2025 13:06
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Your Special Day is a joyful day, and I hope you will enjoy it. Let's celebrate big! 🎉
08.05.2025 13:06
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That's means its babee
08.05.2025 13:08
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Latest new India destroy Pakistan all air defense system nd India Create artifical floods in Pakistan through Dams
08.05.2025 13:08
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that's stupid why would you do that
08.05.2025 13:08
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I hope Pakistan claps back and bombs your shitty ass
08.05.2025 13:09
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Always be happy 😊..with smile.. i hope i complete my degrees and We will meet soon
08.05.2025 14:35
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THOSE WHO KNOW💀: STILL WATER +ENGLISH OR SPANISH + GERMAN STARE + BALKAN RAGE + JONKLER LAUGH + PHONK +BELGIAN EDGING + BALTIC FARTING + BULGARIAN SCRATCHING= THOSE WHO KNOW💀: STILL WATER + ADRENALINE + NORADRENALINE + HAWK TUAH + ANGER ISSUES + BALKAN PARENTS + ENGLISH OR SPANISH + GERMAN STARE + BALKAN RAGE + JONKLER LAUGH + PHONK +BELGIAN EDGING + BALTIC FARTING + BULGARIAN SCRATCHING THOSE WHO KNOW💀: STILL WATER + ADRENALINE + NORADRENALINE + HAWK TUAH + ANGER ISSUES + BALKAN PARENTS + ENGLISH OR SPANISH + GERMAN STARE + BALKAN RAGE + JONKLER LAUGH + PHONK +BELGIAN EDGING + BALTIC FARTING + BULGARIAN SCRATCHING THOSE WHO KNOW💀: STILL WATER + ADRENALINE + NORADRENALINE + HAWK TUAH + ANGER ISSUES + BALKAN PARENTS + ENGLISH OR SPANISH + GERMAN STARE + BALKAN RAGE + JONKLER LAUGH + PHONK +BELGIAN EDGING + BALTIC FARTING + BULGARIAN SCRATCHING THOSE WHO KNOW💀: STILL WATER + ADRENALINE + NORADRENALINE + HAWK TUAH + ANGER ISSUES + BALK
08.05.2025 14:39
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what!
08.05.2025 14:42
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only sigmas understand
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