im Jordan the footlong lover

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ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 08:15
Linkmy favourite song tbh
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 08:16
Linkfive five dollar footlong
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 11:51
Linkfighting with cucks online makes me feel A L I V E
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 11:52
Linkfive five dollar OooOoo five dollar footloooong
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 11:54
LinkI'm obsessed it's a million times better than the original
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 11:55
LinkI guess the original is fire a little I guess too but when you bring Jared the subway guy into the mix it's just that much more awesome
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 11:55
Linkit's not the same without the five dollar foot long part demi do better
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 11:58
Linkjared is such a gay name if I were a pedophile my name would be Jared and my jitsi username would be jard69
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:01
Linkis 17 old enough to stop being edgy on the internet or is this just my true form
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:02
LinkI'm actually excited for my birthday cuz there's a lot of cool songs about being 17 right right right win
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:03
Linkwhen I was like 13 I'd listen to this one song about being 17 on my birthday I'm def listening
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:04
Linkit goes something like do you have a car do you have a set of keys take me driving something set me free something something lift this curse of being 17
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:10
Linkat the end of the day we all need to remember that all my friends are heathens take it slow
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:12
Linkflipanim is so cool and awesome cuz there's no way for it to play part in the dead internet theory
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:13
Linkhow about I go through YOUR Craigslist history
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:15
Linktoday Sofia won a freak off with Jerry Jerry told me to tell her he was soaking wet and Sofia was like where and Jerry said good answer I don't wanna play anymore
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:19
Linkmy cat was so happy in my room today ^w^ she didn't even pee on anything like when we first moved
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:21
Linkmy cat is the worst one she's a feral ***** you have to fight with to get her to come inside but she was being nice tonight rare occurrence
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:21
Linkstupid ***** same eye colour as her ugly yellow fur
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:25
Linknevermind Raymond's the worst one he's like a snapping turtle it's ugly
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:28
Linkone day I'm gonna have my own real Fortnite concert and it's gonna be real kewl
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:35
Linkmy birthday is in 11 days I'm excited I'm pumped im Hella Hyped <- this is a secret code see the first letters are HH which stands for hazbin hotel which means I'm actually secretly more excited for season 2 of hazbin hotel than I am for my birthday
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:36
LinkI'm just excited to get another build a bear my main choices are jackalope heartwarming hugs sloth and the yeti bear but I also like the strawberry highland cow a lot
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:39
Linkthe pompompurin bear is so cute and round but I don't want characters
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:40
Linkthe fuzzy fox is super cute too I'm brainstorming right now
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:41
Linkwhen I made my first build a bear I stepped on the pedal after the lady took the bear off of the nozzle and it blew stuffng at her is that evil it was funny though no regrets
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:42
LinkI have to take names and accessories into account with all of this too they don't recommend accessories for the sloth but it's so cute I rly want it and bonus points cuz it's weighted
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:43
Linkgonna name my birthday bear topher I think
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:45
Linkand it's my birthday so I get to go crazy and won't have to feel guilty about how much of Jerry's money I'm spending like I did last time
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:50
LinkI guess I could just get whatever bear I get weighted when I make it right
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:51
Linkthe other day Jamie told me that when she first met me I gave off the impression that I said the n word that changed the way I view myself and makes me think about how people must view me but also everyone thinks it's cute when I say slurs xd
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:55
Linkthe other day she showed me the beauty that is sabrina carpenter in Fortnite she singlehandedly made being horny and having sex in Fortnite canon can you believe it
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:57
LinkI'm always being interviewed/preparing for my interview in my mind at any given moment I'm on the tonight show being interviewed by my imaginary Jimmy Fallon
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:57
Linkthat's why when I get high I think I'm being tormented by everyone while I'm on a gameshow
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 12:59
LinkI miss smoking weed but I'm being "responsible" cuz I don't wanna smoke until my parents take me to the DENTIST TO GET MY CAVITY FIXED!!! IVE BEEN ASKING ALL YEAR
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 13:00
LinkU S E L E S S
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 13:01
LinkANYWAY tomorrow me and Jerry are gonna go to the thrift stores in town to have a look and maybe pop some tags like Macklemore
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 13:01
LinkOMG and I found my beloved Nicolas Cage vampire Macklemore lesbian jacket after a year it feels so good to be reunited with it
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 13:06
LinkI think tonight I'll drug myself to sleep I'm not tired again
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 13:08
Linkthe first brownie experience was so good I think of that fondly when Jerry wakes me up saying he made magic brownies except I completely missed the part where they had weed in them so I had no idea what was happening for a hot moment
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 13:10
LinkI miss Jerry's macaroni we don't have a working stovetop yet...
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 13:53
Linkgood news just successfully shoved my earring in a healed piercing hole ☺️☺️ has anyone else done that or are my family just ferals
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 13:54
Linkcore memory of my me and my friend sleeping over at my house playing Minecraft while my mom was trying to violently shove an earring into my healed piercing hole
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 14:01
Linkit's time to weed up hopefully it doesn't last until tomorrow like it did last time
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 14:04
Linkthis is the best one so far though it doesn't linger in your mouth
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 14:11
Linkthis is my log to see if I can tell the difference between normal me
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 14:18
Linkcryng Jerry just knocked a bunch of new glasses into the sink
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 14:26
Linkrewatching city on the edge of forever this one of my favourite episodes
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 14:29
Linkms Crabtree is so awesome
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 15:20
LinkI can't even think of a thing to say right now I am so out of it
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 15:23
Linkme and Jerry watched southpark together until 2 am I love my family
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 15:23
Link3 am* ****!!!
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 15:47
Linkyeah he'll be really jealous of how yellow it is
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 15:47
LinkI'm watching another show ^w^
ultrasex[OP]
08.05.2025 15:49
Linkmy eyes are so heavy holy moly
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