Did you see ma Kirby tutorial

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

if a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man? When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?

Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk? In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Can you daydream at night?

Why do they call the little candy bars "fun sizes". Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?

Why does quicksand work slowly? Can crop circles be square? If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop? Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?????

s it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?

*Drops the mic....

1 more, Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

i can go on and on lol

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat??

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? (Don't answer this one...)

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

can we spell creativity anyway we want?

----------------------Brain cells out of order----------------------

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