because he deserves death

because he’s uglee :^

he’s a fat cockroach and i hate cockroaches

now my fat and uglee fanbase (if you are apart of my fanbase and you are reading this im sorry—) made some good suggestions on how to kill a man now its time to test them out

((refer to this thingy ecksdee

CatTurtleDove says i should put foxglove into your food *cooks food* *puts foxglove into your food* *serves you the food*

>:^

*throws food away* a rabid raccoon can eat that

LightningShadow says i should download tiktok on your phone so um— *snatches phone* *downloads tiktok*

>:)

Transdemen says i should stop your heart *pulls out stop sign*

*whacks you with it*

uwu

*throws the stop sign away*

(:

HEY YO, BOWSER’s FANBASE— I NEED MORE WAYS TO KILL THIS THING LEAVE SOME GOOD ASS SUGGESTIONS BELOWOWOWOWOOWOWO

Choke him >:) and once u kill him epically fortnite dance on his grave >:))

or maybe start a ritual to end it idk

YES GOOD

LightningShadow left another suggestion LightningShadow says i should shoot you with a nerf gun IT’S NERF OR NOTHIN’

*shoots with a nerf gun*

good

nO

*hops onto your back* Onwards, my trusty steed!

uwu

owo

to the drug store

ONWARD! *the maya and miguel theme song plays in the background* https://youtu.be/IDpFFPs6Oo0

ARE WE EVEN MOVING—

*violently kicks* MOVE! VAMANOS! LET’S GO!

I SAID LETS GO STOP KICKING AND LET’S KEEP GOING THE DRUG STORE IS ABOUT TO CLOSE

NO NOT GOOD

KEEP MOVING OR I WILL ABUSE YOU MORE

*SPAZZES OUT*

*kicks you* STUPID STUPID THING FAT UGLY COCKROACH DIE

throws bowser to the window of drug store* uwu

AW SHIT WE BROKE THE WINDOW

is he bleeding?

*steals drugs*

NO ONE CARES IF MY FAT HORSE IS BLEEDING WE ARE DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW

ok owo

*throws pasteldove out of this comment chain*

PUT THAT ****ING TOY AWAY

*the alarms go off* OH SHIT OH **** NONONO

*hops on your back* LETS GO!

TURN LEFT! I HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER STOP—

LETF NEW DIRECTION LETF

NOW ALL WE NEED IS RITGH

OKAY STOP AT THAT DUMPSTER—

*hops off*

i have to commit sleep now good night uwu

*hops into dumpster*

*falls asleep*

mocha:pulls*

mocha: udednow

;))

;0))) *huggo*

;0 *kisso?* uwu?

*bites faceo*

ew

wee woo *throws latte at you* uwu

latte may attac Latte: pepper sprays you*

Back pastel will u join my map?

o k

Icantlmao

Oh ok

Lick me

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Mmmm slimy

No u

*insert C O N F U S I O N*

U ¥ U

now lemme wiggle out of this flex seal

*W I G G L ES* *muffled REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

*runs to nearest exit*

*runs back and hugs floof before running away*

*starts a ritual to end all flex seal* and now we wait

*begins to start it*

rEEeE

no just, w h y

i said dont **** with me but you did. WHYY

not aNsWer

;^;

u meab

**mean

*hugs back*

owo hi

oof-

why you picking me up?

wAIt nO pUt mE doWN

aaaAAAhhHh nO tHrOwiNG tHE ugLys aKA mE

*hITs a wAlL* ow ow ow my nose

noes*** iM bLeEdInG asShoLE

sure?

what you going to use it f0r??

._. why

o k o k geez.

owo;;

o-o;

not weird

ooh

n O

nO pLeAsE

NO AAAAAAA

QWQ