*CRAX KNUCKLES*

Me: YOU MOTHER ****ING ***** HOW COULD YOU SCARE MY BROWN BABY!!!!???

*Angry teen lol*

*Grabs brown ✨bRiDaL sTyLe✨ and runs a w a y* Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Me: PURPLE'S MURDERER HE HAS A KATANA

Me: JUST- JUST RUN-- (I've actually seen a dude pick a smaller dude up bridal style at my school-)

*casually goes back, grabs browns bag, puts it on his head, and continues r u n n i n g *

*stops in my tracks lol* Me: **** HE'S ON THE TABLE, GET DOWN (THEY MADE A KIDS VERSION OF MONTERO-)

*Casually just holding onto brown for dear life cuz like..... scary murderer guy scary aaaaa*

Me: NO HE WAS AN ACTUALLY GOOD CREWMATE AHHHHHHH..

Me: I am,,, uh. a BoYe.

Me: anyways I'm going to n o t d i e right now. *RUNS AWAY WHILE STILL CARRYING BROWN LOL KASHDFJUSGFBJKAS*

Me: I am way too small to do that. I don't even think I'm allowed to. also BROWN COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT CUZ I WAS CARRYING HIM!!!

Me: no, I'm just. like. I just wanna go home my dude, get outta here.

Me: I n e e d a d u l t s U p E r V i S i O n to be in that t h i n g . also I'm a wuss so I can't go in there.

Me: it's because you murdered someone right infront of him you dInGuS

Me: cuz you probably cleaned it off D I N G U S . you poopyhead. fricking frick frack.

Me: ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. *Hugging brown in a protective way lol*

*Sad teen noises*

Me: DON'T DO IT, I'LL MONITOR HIM!!!! HE'S JUST A BEAN... *votes purple cuz MAD-SAD*

*Casually picks brown up again and runs away ksdjfkashjd*

*Casually hides brown in a box in storage* Me: DON'T MOVE DON'T MOVE DON'T MOVE PLEASE YOU'RE LITERALLY SO COOL AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE EJECTED.

Me: is it okay if I close the box? <:I

*Closes ze box and h i d e s lol*

*Casually disguised as a T R A S H B A G *

*SHAKING BAG???*

Me: n O . . .

Me: I ' m S c A r E d . . .

Me: c U z I d O n ' T w A n N a D i E . . .

Me: but other people will :(

Me: D:

Me: okay, have a nice day. *R o L l S a W a Y *

*no more baggy GASSSPPPP?!?!?!*

*casually peaking around the corner like a god damn stalker*

*b r e a t h e s *

*falls over casually*

Me: did he do anything to you???

Me: g o o d .

Me: I dont want you to die..

Me: wanna go hide in comms?! nobody goes in there!!!

*Drags brown to comms lol*

Me: turn that down!! we're going to get caught :(

Me: I would usually allow you to play music but we're kinda wanted rn so...

Me: wanna play games on my phone...?

*Casually hands them my phone lol*

*Casually lays on the ground cuz like.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-*

Me: you ever just... like... you ever have dreams/nightmares where you're in a room filled with chains and your lower body is gone and you can see your organs and blood spilling out?

Me: i s t h a t s a r c a s m - o r -

Me: o h . f u n .

Me: C:

Me: you ever think they'll forget about us?

Me: wait so- so like they'll forget you and not me?

Me: w h y n o t m e ? :(

Me: damn it! I should've just stayed tangled in the wires.

Me: Oh yeah, I snuck onto the ship and I got tangled in wires. But I cut myself off with a butter knife

Me: took awhile :D

Me: you ever just. wanna d i e .

Me: O h .

Me: welp. I look at this ship like a B I R D C A G E .

Me: there's nothing fun to do here >:(

Me: how am I supposed to make friends when purple might try to MURDER ME AND YOU AND PEOPLE ARE SO TALL THAT THEY COULD LITERALLY SNAP MY SPINE

Me: oh my god I'm sorry-!!! I didn't mean to. :(

*Huggos him cuz aaaaaaa*

Me: <:C

Me: noooo it's okay.... I should've lowered my voice.

Me: no you didn't :(

*More huggos*

Me: okay, we're lucky if I totally didn't give us away with my yelling...

Me: FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK BACK AWAY DEMON I'VE READ THE BIBBLE!!!

Me: away orrrrrrrrrr I'll spray you with my water bottle!!! it has holy water >:( *Pulls out a water bottle lol*

Me: ****, UH, I'LL PISS ON YOU?

Me: I'm not joking, I will literally piss on you, shoo.

Me: ****

Me: cyan is a sussy baka

*S C R E E C H * Me: NOOOO IT'S THE ER THING ALL OVER AGAIN....

*Casually holding eyes open* Me: It's not bedtime shut up...

Me: nnnooooo!!!!!! wahhh.... *Sleepy crying-*

*RUBS EYES AND THEN FLOPS ONTO THE FLOOR HAHAH*

* s L e E p *

* insert loud snoring lmao*

*Casually wakes up cuz hyper child thing* Me: I... oh shit what-

*casually pulls brown out and hugs them like a d r u n k t e e n - *

Me: mmmmmmmy friend.. *Casually falls on my back still holding brown lol*

Me: h e l l o . . . my eyes feel heavyyy stilllll...

Me: I wanna sleep but I dont want you to die sooo.... I'll just.... sleep later.... *Gets up STILL HUGGING/HOLDING BROWN and walks back to storage but like- s h a k i n g l y *

*casually slapping myself woahh*