WAH

*STANDS UP LIKE,,, UM, LIKE A CHAIR*

Ozzy: I am a chair

Ozzy: you are a s n e k b b y

Ozzy: sneks are cool, therefore you. are. c o o l .

Ozzy: c:

Ozzy: :O

Ozzy: are you moveable

*Ozzy casually rolls camo over a little bit-*

Ozzy: :o

Ozzy: you are now my best snek friend

Ozzy: ^^

*P a t s c a m o o n t h a h e a d *

Ozzy: you are literally so cute in a no homo way wtf

Ozzy: I d o n ' t k n o w . probs not, because I'm too ****ing y OuNg-

Ozzy: w h y w o u l d t h e y s h o o t m e . I ' m b u i l t l i k e a s t i c k .

Ozzy: I ' m l i t e r a l l y t h e l e a s t threatening thing in e x i s t e n c e .

Ozzy: I am now; the floor.

Ozzy: if they shoot me, they shot the floor and therefore; they're all s t u p i d .

Ozzy: I am smarter than the rest of the human race. fear me.

Ozzy: IT'S OKAY I AM THE FLOOR NOTHING- NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

Ozzy: h e h e h e h , s E e ? I'm way smarter.

*Ozzy being s t u p i d - smart intensifies*

Ozzy: if you shoot me I'm going to be pissed

Ozzy: d o n ' t h u r t m e o r k i l l m e . I am literally under the age of 18, I haven't even tried alcohol professionally yet >:(

Ozzy: dude I could help, I could- I could h U g t H i N g S

Ozzy: you could research how they react when I hug them.

Ozzy: yes, yes I am a weirdo. AND I'M ****ING PROUD OF IT C:<

*Ozzy is just standing there, s M i L i n G , c a s u a l l y *

Ozzy: h I

Ozzy: how are ya'?

Ozzy: that guard *points at guard 2* that guard is nice. I like him. I give him permission to absolutely slaughter me.

Ozzy: :D

Ozzy: snek dude it's okay. Like I said, if they shoot me, they'd be shooting the floor!

Ozzy: Yay only the nice guard is here now :D

Ozzy: well you didn't say anything nice to me either sO-

*s a d n o i s e s*

Ozzy: I tHoUgHt yOu wErE tHe nIcE oNe, wAh-

*Ozzy just flops on the floor, crying and bleeding out teehee*

Ozzy: tHeY sHoT tHe fLoOr

Ozzy: y es *sniffle* I am

*Ozzy just shoves his face onto the floor and s o b s because IS B L E E D I N G *

Ozzy: i t w ou l d b e n i c e i f I w a s n ' t s m a l l a n d S K I N N Y

*Ozzy casually passes out from blood loss bc hA h ah H*

*b l e e d i n g i n t e n s i f i e s *

*****ing d i e s *

*098 casually falls out of the CEILING-*

098: ANOTHER SNEK, HELLO!!!!!!

*098 n o m s on the scientists arm-*

*098 CASUALLY RELEASES TOXINS INTO THEIR ARM--*

*098 lets go* 098: okay, well, have fun while you can :D

098: you can't terminate a 10 year old. It's i l l e g a l .

098: welp. I'll have you know that you have toxins in your arm now.

098: :D

098: how do I get you out :C

*Confused 098 sounds*

098: I'll just say that he was taking me out of the cell and the door crushed his skull.

*098 p r e t e n d s to be scared-*

098: oh no he's DEAD! wAH-

*098 was crying on purpose to make sure it would sell-*

*098 b i t the guard* 098: oh! sorry- reflexes--

098: I said sorry <:(

098: :C

*098 b I t E s them again* 098: AH- SORRY, I'M SORRY--

098: I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME

098: I've probably poisoned you by now- D:

*sad 098 noises*

*casually steals his gun* 098: I HAVE RETRIVED A GUN!

098: where's the lock on the door thingy. I need to shoot it.

098: h e c k

*098 gasps and searches the guard-*

*098 snatches it and goes back to camo* 098: okay where do I put this

098: is there a crack under the door?

098: I dunno. *casually stupid 098 noises*

*098 gives it to camo casually*

098: C:

*098 is i n t i m m i d a t e d *

098: t h e y c o u l d b r e a k o u t t h o u g h :C

098: I know but like. if they were strong enough, they like,,, totally break out!

098: oh okay, that's good.

*S C A R E D 0 9 8 *

098: OH JEEZ ARE YOU OKAY

098: I- *098 is scared bean*

*098 just stands there like ''the heck-''*

098: dude, try to get up--

*098 is scared if camos bones broke or not--*

098: y o u d o n ' t s e e m l i k e i t

*098 continues to stare at camo-*

098: O H N O -

098: A H H H H H H H H H H H H H -

*SUPER HECKING SCARED 098 NOISES--*

098: OH G O D -

098: regrets are for losers

098: h a h a h

098: YOU HAVE A BROTHER???

*098 is F A C I N A T E D *

098: oh that's normal

098: t h a t ' s n o r m a l

098: C:

*098 just follows camo bc d u m b *

098: CAN WE FREE THE GLASS

098: the glass

098: D:

098: >:C (hell yeah!)

098: I HEAR SCRATCHING- *098 looks over to the area where he heard the scratching*

*098 d r a g s camo over to the imp boye* 098: F R E E H I M

098: SHUT UP. T H E Y - *points at the imp boye* THEY ARE B E A T I F U L !

*098 just makes happy hyper noises*

098: HI HI HI

098: you look BEATIFUL, please be my friend

098: y a y :D

*098 hugs Mik*

098: showing affection!

*098 wholesomely hugging mik intensifies*

098: cat's are cool!

098: It still is.

098: ^^

098: we're keeping this with us

(that poor guard.) 098: p a t p a t *098 pats Mik casually*

098: c:

*098 just stares at the guard* 098: u h . . .

098: that's not a good idea-

098: DON'T KILL HIM HE'S HARMLESS!

098: Not him.

098: EYYYY... NO... NO, YOU PUT THAT DOWN!

098: I WILL POISON YOU IF YOU DONT

098: E E K - NVM!

098: :c

098: WHY D: