no im to kind for that 🥺

Uh idk You're the reason there should be a life guard in the gene pool because what in the holy heck it created you, the warm public toilet seat of a person (/j!!)

I’ve been in the hills ****ing dude

I evolved my eevee into a flareon in a pokemon quest nuzlocke, but then lost to a boss battle; and I had to kick it out :( Also inspired by me

i cant make a roast because you wont like it with your stupid mind look in a mirror, you called me ugly, look at yourself these are all jokes btw!!! i hate being mean :}

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Your dad hasn't came back with the milk yet

Noone loves you, even your mama doesnt. All your friends are fake. Just be with it, that's the way of life. Those r all jokes, nothing personal

Remew is still better than eevee idc whatcha say 🙂