You honestly need to start crediting the refs you use bc I found this exact floaty in the exact pose on the internet smh

Ref for those who really wanted a link: https://www.google.com/search?q=golden+goose+pool+float&safe=strict&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS901US901&hl=en-US&biw=414&bih=716&tbm=isch&prmd=sinv&sxsrf=ALeKk00Eb9j68D42-BETMcy_qSkUMyVCcg:1592774470422&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjsvI-k65PqAhVGPK0KHTMmAaAQ_AUIIigC#imgrc=s7J0Of_6jU60PM

FEATURE THIS

it hatched from one of Willy Wonka's golden goose eggs but it turned out to be a float.

Mhm

wha-

ew.

Wait nvm it would bend right off

i-

*there was a lady named jill who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill they found bits of her tits in brazil and her vagina in virgina flashbacks*

omg no

no *pushes memeplate* SWIM-

Don’t worry I’m a lifeguard! *saves you*

ONO

*does cpr but no kissy part* OmG-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*performs emergency cpr*

oh no help my ass is drowning

fine. *vomits on memeplate* There die.

*saves randomstuffs*

oMg ew-

It’s not ew young kid, it’s called helping someone to breathe

I LITEARLY VOMITED ON MEMEPLATE O-O

AND MEMEPLATE SAY yum

e w

oh oki *vomits more* please DiE

yea.. it’s part of the job to save someone like tht XD

PlEaSe

EW

oop

WHAT.DID.YOU.JUST.SAY.MEMEPLATE.?

I could stab you with my skinny bootleg walmart fingers and take of your target goose hulk body.

That’s kinda kinky dextra lol

kinky disgusts me i want to have violent strokes on that word.

oooh poor dextra tehee

. . . Jill your next >:(

tehee

!!!!

fk u memeplat- nvm i take it back.

okay, my mind says no no strangle memeplate agressively and violently til memeplates head is red? but my heart says vomit on memeplates screen. 1 or 2?

Okay *strangles and vomits at memeplate*

lmao this whole conversation XD

shut it its worth killing memeplate VIRTUALLY.

tehee lol, bye guys goodnight

Bye im gonna watch youtube take a shit.

Ur gonna take a shat lol

what's walamrt?

No, ur bootleg goose hulk promagma

from target

yeah

and im actually surprised that theres a german morgz romanian morgz and they clickbait-

No your golden goose float is amazing

If you keep saying bad things about your art I'm going to come to your house and steal of all your toes

Only if you pay me in Pokemon cards ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No that would be unfair on your end 2 nutz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

oh they are? How about a taste test ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm actually scared to see what this link leads too

Oh that's pretty hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

np