so one time, i think it was in kindergarten, we were all at recess. some kid says, “hey, let’s show off our talents!!” i mostly ignore it, considering i was already an awkward kid. so i end up watching. everything is pretty basic, tricks, songs, etc. then some kid jumps from the very top of a ladder on the playground set. were all like “whoaaaa!” a few days later, im bored at recess, and that kid jumps again. hes completely uninjured, and hes having fun. im like “hecc it that looks fun” so i just yeeted myself off the playground. long story short, i landed wrong, had the wind knocked out of me, and my back stung for a week. yeeeah.

in fourth grade, i fell off a completely different playground and had the same thing happen lmao

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