I get that.
by:
AGoreyDemise 
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19.07.2022
45 comments
Against-Russia
19.07.2022 02:28
Linkgonna be honest id let bon gut me
art's looking great as always smh
AGoreyDemise[OP]
19.07.2022 02:29
LinkBon would love to gut you /hj
thank you Ruv <3
Against-Russia
19.07.2022 02:29
Linkof course :3c
Kinda sleepy lmao and I feel like I forgot something. Not in the picture I mean like here on fa. Eh, I'll remember later.
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Everyone knows Bon is cool as ****. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he eats people? And why do we think of him as fondly as we think about the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Bon exhibits experience by eating people all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Stop staring at me..." keep it up, baby!
When Bon leaves his place of safety to eat a person, he knows he may die. And yet, for a man who can take lives with a knife, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Bon as a sexy bunny man, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
he's probably wondering how i know he eats people all day. Perchance.
Holy fcuk no wonder mans is so jumpy, he knows you're in the shadows.
hes gonna start locking all windows and doors now and get up in the middle of the night just to check if they really are locked.
did you really lock the kitchen window, bon? maybe you should check again
i am inside your home
the hunter becomes the hunted. run away, little rabbit.
oh no.
defence tactic: no knife in bedroom. hid in blanket like a child.
knife wont work if you can't see me!
i can hear your shaky breathing, no use hiding, you're about to get cuddled.
no, leave the fluffy bunny- he'll cry.
wasn't hugged enough as a child. will sob-
well he needs to be cuddled now! also he's just too fluffy, can't resist
ya know, for a guy who eats people, you bite a lot softer than i would've imagined
you're persistent, i guess i'll have to suffocate you with my body
that hard thing he feels against his lower back is a gun, incase he had any doubts
i go to sleep with my arms wrapped tight around the mortified bunny
bunny becomes rag doll.
then sleeps because obviously hes not getting out of this.
kinda reminds me of my childhood teddy bear, only warm, and with a nicer ass
get your life-sized bon teddy rabbit, now with 32 different scream sound effects (now with 50% more ASS!)