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Ellie-RoseREE[OP]
30.01.2023 01:15
Link*at a zoo*
Portal Gun: What are they in for?
Sketchpad: Portal Gun, this isn't prison.
Portal Gun: So they can leave?
Sketchpad: No, but-
Portal Gun, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:16
LinkPortal Gun: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Sketchpad: I wrote you a poem.
Portal Gun, already crying: You did?
Ellie-RoseREE[OP]
30.01.2023 01:16
LinkLMAO
Ellie-RoseREE[OP]
30.01.2023 01:17
LinkSketchpad: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Sketchpad: *cuts piece of cake*
Portal Gun: ...Can I have some?
Sketchpad: Cake is for talkers.
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:17
LinkPortal Gun: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Sketchpad: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:17
LinkSketchpad: Did it hurt when you fell-
Portal Gun: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Sketchpad: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Portal Gun: ...
Sketchpad: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:18
Link(NOT THE CAKE 💀)
Ellie-RoseREE[OP]
30.01.2023 01:18
LinkTHE CAKE IS A LIE KILL IT
Ellie-RoseREE[OP]
30.01.2023 01:19
LinkPortal Gun: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Sketchpad: That naptime was a punishment.
Sketchpad fr
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:19
LinkFR 💀💀
Ellie-RoseREE[OP]
30.01.2023 01:20
LinkPortal Gun: We either die free, or die trying!
Sketchpad: Are those the only choices?
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:20
LinkSketchpad: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Portal Gun: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear s***.
Ellie-RoseREE[OP]
30.01.2023 01:20
LinkPortal Gun: Where are your parents?
Sketchpad: What are parents?
Portal Gun: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Sketchpad when he knows that his parents left him for being trans
Ellie-RoseREE[OP]
30.01.2023 01:21
LinkSketchpad: What the f***? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Portal Gun: What the hell do you do?
Sketchpad: I die? What kinda question...
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:21
LinkSketchpad: I didn't drink that much last night.
Gummy Worm: You were flirting with Portal Gun.
Sketchpad: So what? They're my partner.
Gummy Worm: You asked if they were single.
Gummy Worm: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:22
LinkGummy Worm: I know you love them.
Sketchpad: I am not in love with Portal Gun!
Gummy Worm, staring at Sketchpad: I never said who...
Sketchpad: *realizes*
Sketchpad: S***. Well, anyways-
Ellie-RoseREE[OP]
30.01.2023 01:22
LinkLMAO 💀💀💀
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:22
LinkPortal Gun: Did Sketchpad just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Gummy Worm: Yeah, they did.
Portal Gun: And did I just do finger guns back?
Gummy Worm: Yeah, you did.
Ellie-RoseREE[OP]
30.01.2023 01:23
LinkPortal Gun: How was your day, Sketchpad?
Sketchpad: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.
Portal Gun: Oh? And what does that mean?
Sketchpad: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.
Sketchpad when his rat friend bullies him but he wants to bully back
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:23
LinkITS THE RAT FRIENDS 😁😁😍👍
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:24
LinkSketchpad: Are you a painting?
Portal Gun: What-?
Sketchpad: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Gummy Worm: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:25
LinkSketchpad: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Portal Gun, blushing: Okay.
Gummy Worm: It's f***ing summer.
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:27
LinkPortal Gun: Pfft, you should meet Sketchpad, they're such a tsundere.
Gummy Worm: They... they just stabbed you.
Portal Gun: So cute.
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:29
LinkGummy Worm: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Sketchpad: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Portal Gun walks in*
Sketchpad: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:31
LinkSketchpad: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Portal Gun: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Sketchpad:
Sketchpad: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Gummy Worm: We know what you meant.
Gr33nC4shi3r
30.01.2023 01:31
LinkSketchpad: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Gummy Worm: What’s up your a** this morning!
Portal Gun: *walks in* ...Hey.
Gummy Worm: Hmm… nevermind.
Sketchpad: WAIT NO!
Ellie-RoseREE[OP]
30.01.2023 01:40
LinkhahBAHAHHAHA