Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back. Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted. Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation. I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar. Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space. What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer! How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner. Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice. How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

what do you call a cute door😏... adorable

what did the rooster say to the hen chicken strip

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