Or a lil smooch* gosh autocorrect hates me today

Ayyyy Vince saves the dayyyyy Woohoo!

(sorry if this isnt good)

(im bad at these)

let me retry

i thought happy started with a H but mine starts with U

yeahhh i know right

lol-

and i didn't know lol-

ight i have more- Hey Cutie, guess stalking your pictures is a day not wasted. Do you know you have the full potential to ruin a man’s life? I mean look at you, you’re so addictive! You’re the type of boys for whom I don’t mind going out of my way to earning a date! So many attractions in the world, but your simplicity is what caught my attention. I want to start my day with you!You’re everything a guy would ever pray for. My “dream come true” is to wake up next to you every morning. You’re driving me crazy. I can’t sleep nowadays. I blame you!

and i have more- What does your weekend look like? Any room for me? Are you stalking me? Because I see you everywhere! I am a man haunted. Not with spirits, but the beautiful thoughts of meeting you in person. You focus on your goals. Keeping you happy is now my responsibility. You give a positive vibe. I think it’s your smile. yellow colour looks good on you. Do you know what else will suit you? my surname! Taking care of my heart has been hectic nowadays because of my busy schedule. Can you do it for me? Even if it takes endless stalking, repeated calls and a lot of texts messages, I will still hold your hand. I promise.

lol-

i definitely don't have a google docs of pick up lines i thought of over the years ;-;"