Manny Heffley is a ****ing psychopath He’s not ****ing human, let me explain. Manny Heffley is a 3 year old who lives in Plainville, but little do we know he has more knowledge than anybody in this whole damn world. When the Heffley family is trying to renovate their house, Manny rummages through the garbage and finds scrap wood and a toy told box set. Being the mastermind that he is, he manages to build a mansion with just those materials IT EVEN LOOKSBETTER THAN THE ACTUAL HEFFLEY HOUSE, AND ON TOP OF THAT he throws a housewarming party with all the other 3 year olds. Now I’m not done writing, oh no no no. There’s soooo much more

Evidence No.2 ; When the Heffleys go to a water park, they try to drop manny off at the toddlers Cabana. But being the absolute ****ing baby Einstein that he is, he pees himself on the spot because he concurred that the toddlers cabana doesn’t allow kids who are not potty trained

Evidence No.3 ; In the long haul, Susan manages to acadentally lock the car keys in the car with manny inside of it. Manny decides not to help his mother, but to escape from this damn hell. He manages to turn on AND Drive the goddamn car. He would have been able to get away with this if he wasn’t 3 and didn’t have such ****ing short arms and legs

Evidence no 4 ; In the same book, manny has to take a fat piss. Susan makes Greg take manny to the restroom and with mannys absolute ****ing Ninja skills he manages to break free from the child leash and climb into the toilet without drowning in any shit or piss, where he somehow managed to get out of the restaurant and end up on the side of the road waiting for a car to help him drive away. The reason he did all of this is because his family gave away the pet pig

Evidence No. 5 ; IN THE SAME BOOK AGAIN the Heffleys car broke down on the side of the road with a flat tire. There was nobody else to help them accept for 2 Spanish men. Neither Susan or frank could speak Spanish, neither could Greg and rodrick. But manny with his inlarged brain and IQ MANAGED TO SPEAK TO THEM IN FLUENT ****ING SPANISH. NO NORMAL 3 YEAR OLD CHILD CAN DO THAT WTF. And on top of that, instead of telling them to drive them to their house, he makes them drive to the zoo where they gave away their pet pig to retrieve him

Evidence No.6 ; In cabin fever, the power goes out at the Heffleys house and they had to rassigen food and water, but not Manny, oh noooo. Manny with his huge IQ Had found the power box and cut off all the power accept in his room, RE-ROUTING ALL TGE ELECTRICITY IN THE HOUSEHOLD TO HIS ROOM. Meanwhile his family was ****ing dying, forcing them to suffer and beg him to turn it back on.

Evidence No.7 ; In hard luck manny pulled an alpha male move and started to draw scribbles on paper, then selling them to his family members for a profit. They weren’t even good but he made a ****ing killing, so not only is manny super smart, he also knows how to make money without putting in any ****ing effort.

Evidence No.8 ; Hreg is trying to do chores, but manny is being a burden, so naturally he just left his. 3 year old brother outside in the snow to freeze to ****ing death. But manny wasn’t gonna let that happen. With his 9999999 IQ score he used his godlike architectural skills to create a starecase out snow, busting himself out of ****ing prison.

Evidence No.9 ; In Rodrick rules, Manny puts a cookie inside of Greg’s Xbox or whatever, and before Greg could beat manny into a bloody ****ing pulp, He uses his age as an advantage saying “ I’m Ownwy Thwee “ Manipulating Susan and Greg into submitting to his mindgames and of course, he doesn’t suffer any consequences

Evidence No.10 ; in the 3rd wheel, made up a few imaginary friends ( such as Johnny chedder and tiny Tim. ) Manny isn’t a ****ing normiert though. He knows their not ****ing real and he’s just using them to get away with crimes he did, “ Bro it wasn’t me it was tiny Tim I swear “ shut the **** up you little manipulator. HE BROKE A GODDAMN PLATE AND BLAMED IT ON JOHNNY CHEDDER AND SUSAN INSTEAD OF BEAT HIS ASS BELIEVED HIM. He didn’t even get punished

Evidence No.11 ; In the first book, Gree acxadentally let manny swallow a peice of yarn, which he believed was a ****ing spider Thus running to Susan. Susan being the 3 IQ woman that she is placed a seed, a raisin, and a grape infront of manny and asked him how big the spider was. Manny being the alpha manipulator he is, went to the fridge and PULLED OUT A****ING ORANGE.

Evidence No. 12 ; In the deep end the he flesh are camping in an rv, when a bear starts to attack it. Manny being the ****ing genius that he is manages to find a flare gun and shoot it, saving how whole family from a terrible demise

Evidence No. 13 ; while the Heffleys were camping, lightning struck a bridge, breaking it and trapping all the campers in, preventing it from food and water coming into the campsite. The headless fried to escape using their RV to get across the river, but in a turn of events it started to sink. All the family members accept for manny climb ontop of the van to try and now drown, but the current was bringing them to the bridge but if they didn’t do anything they would all ****ing die. Everyone started to evacuate and jump off the van, accept for manny. Manny stayed being the ****ing alpha male that he is because he’s fearless and knows he cannot die for he is above the gods. Instead, manny makes the rv turn to the right, having it catch onto the bridge perfectly, saving himself and all the other campers from drowning

In conclusion, manny isn’t a ****ing human. He’s a god, more than a god, he’s all powerful. He could destroy the ****ing world if he wanted too. We are all just clowns and the world is a big clown car, while manny is the ringmaster We are all under his control begging him for mercy.

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