yes

1- he hates being touched: he mainly dislikes this because og how many people touched him with sweaty clammy hand or just dirty hands, making most people untrustworthy to him. 2- he likes mac and cheese and cupcakes: yea he does, he also knows how to make both and eats both with apple juice. 3- he doesnt know how to spell cow or know what a cow is: yea he doesnt know what cows are or anything like that.

4- hes a violent alcoholic: what i mean is that he drinks, too much and drinks in a violent way, hurting himself?? 5- he has a alternative form; hes literally the letter v. 6- he likes sex: all he ever does is eat, drink, sleep, sex then repeat.

“a what? thats a weird looking, uh, alien,”

“nooooo,, maybe, sorta… i do,”

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