im richie,bill theme:they hang out at stans house and in this au stan and bill are a thing and so is richie and eddie

richiea:*notices stan over eddies shoulder and fills up with a little jealousy and gives the two a look*.... bill:*sighs cause he notices richie feeling jealous and pulls stan into the kitchen*come on stanley...

bill:come help me with snacks...its ur house after all -w- richie:*mouths to bill*thanks bill*smiles then moves over to sit by eddie*what are u watching?

richie:well okie...?....ummm im bored ed's can we do something pls*gives eddie that look*........ bill:where are ur snacks?

richie:oh...*blushes then smiles and jumps into eddies spot as eddie left*hey eds..can u get me some...popcorn pls? bill:t-thanks stan*gives a quick kiss on his lips then makes some snacks*thanks babe...

richie:*he smirks and basically watches porn but in an anime form lol*.....*blushes and sweats a little*......... bill:*notices richies screen and gags*oh god i think im gonna puke...*gags and yells for stan*S-STAN!!!ima puke!*runs to the toilet*

bill:look at richies screeeeen-*starts puking* richie:*he turns red then *deletes all his history and blames on eddie and puts on s-slime videos*it was eddie i swear..its his phone

richie:ok ok i was looking at yaoi..so what*roles eyes*....*toses phone at eddie*there i deleted my history here ed's bill:*is finally done throwing up and walks out and wipes mouth and looks tired and a little weak*ugh....

im doin good UwU

i lob u both UwU*gibs lots of lob to u two*

im single and im no gay no more im pan....i figured it out since i thought i only liked guys but....i like all genders even non-binary,trans UwU

..........*big blush*do u like redheads?with lots of freckles?*asks sketchy nervously*

sadly i cant do a face reveal and....i has glasses ya cutie pie UwU they look like harry potters glasses lol