2. it is very heathly in stressful situations to have sex with animals (it relaxes the nervous system according to a 2011 study)

3. you will go to hell if you do not have sex with animals (brendon urie wants you to have sex with animals)

4. dogs make the best dominmatrixes (i know this from experience)

5. love is love

6. red rockets are very pleasureable in anusholes (again experience)

7. dogs are sexy (especially hounds)

8. there poop is delicous

9. insect consvervation (by shoving them up your anushole)

10. furry porn is hot

11. because brendon urie told you too

hell yes