PUN WATERFALL INCOMING!
How come oysters never donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
Why did the pig leave the party early?
Because everyone thought he was a boar!
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke.
Thank goodness it was a soft drink!
Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?
It was craving a well-balanced meal!
What did the big bucket say to the smaller one?
You’re looking a little pail!
What did a hat say to another hat?
Stay here, I'll go on A-head!