NO TF? shut ur raggedy faggedy laddedy crusty ass up ohhhhh burn im da new packgod😂😂

kirkgod here

Yo, listen up, jumpscare! You’re like a Wi-Fi signal at a sketchy hotel—always dropping out and leaving everyone frustrated! Trying to scare people with that potato-quality personality? Nah fam, your vibe's so weak, even Casper the Friendly Ghost wouldn’t wanna haunt your presence! You look like you got rejected from a horror film because even the director knew you’d make the audience fall asleep faster than a Sunday sermon. Keep popping up like unwanted ads online; I’d rather watch paint dry than deal with your cringy theatrics. You’re the human version of a ‘not responding’ message—just a big ol’ ‘Yawn!’ So dim your lights, my guy, 'cause your career as a jumpscare is officially canceled!

Yo, your side hoe jumpscare game is so weak, even a potato could pull off a better performance! It’s like watching a horror movie where the only thing that jumps is your bank account after you pay her rent! Bro, I've seen cardboard cutouts scare more than she does! Your girl’s supposed to be a jump scare, but she’s more like a jump flop, straight up ghosting the horror vibes like she’s auditioning for a role in 'How Not to Scare.' Nah, fam, you need to level up your game or she’ll be the only one making you slump like it’s the off-season for good scares!