Her name is hydrogenbombnia
by:
phantomforever 
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26.06.2025
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phantomforever[OP]
26.06.2025 07:24
LinkShe is an alien who disguises as a cat on earth! She crash landed a while ago and has not received correspondence from her home planet, and shes not as stupid to go ahead and contact them herself. After all, that is considered so extremely rude, that they could have your head for such an offense! She had barely been getting by in the alleyways until some averageass man who was very fond of kitties picked her up
"VIOLENT YOU SAY? IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WISH, I WILL TAKE YOU ON!"
she is looking up at him like shes looking at a skyscraper. She might fall on her butt if she looks up any higher
"YOU HAVE QUITE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MY EYES, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR HOOD OFF SO I CAN SEE YOURS? AND I'LL BE PLEASE TO INFORM YOU THAT MY EYES ARE A VERY NOBLE SHAPE, WITH IRISES OF A WARRIOR!"
she puffed up her chest and pointed at him
Hydrogenbombnia stiffens. What sort of. Dastardly language. How hideous. Eugh
