NEW TYOE OF MALE
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OfficialRealJack 
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04.06.2022
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OfficialRealJack[OP]
04.06.2022 15:34
LinkWhat's up guys, Hugh G. Rection here. So, as many of you probably know, there are three main types of male in the social hierarchy. You got your beta males, your alpha males, and your sigma males. This was the case until a few days ago, when a new type of male was added to the hierarchy. There now exists what is known as a "Morbius" male, which is said to be the highest and best of all types of males, even better than sigma males. Today I'm going to go over the signs that you, yes you, might be a Morbius male. Reason number one: You replace the first syllable of words with "Morb", or you add "Morb" onto an existing word. This is known as Morbiusese, and is a common trait among Morbius males, typically done in order to establish their superior intellectualism and power over inferior males. An example would be "Man, I am so morbed right now!" meaning "I am so tired right now",
OfficialRealJack[OP]
04.06.2022 15:35
Link. The Morbiusese language is currently being developed, and will be an official language in the near future. So if you're fluent in Morbiusese, you may be a Morbius male. Reason number two: You love the film Morbius. Now, this might be obvious, but there's more to this than you think. When I mean you love it, I mean you really love it. You've seen the film thousands, if not millions of times, you have purchased every form of currently existing Morbius merchandise, and you dedicate your entire life to the movie. This is what sets a Morbius male apart from a Morbius fan, and if what I just described relates to you it's possible you are a Morbius male. Reason number three: You are overweight. What does being overweight have to do with being a Morbius male, you may ask? Well, I'll tell you exactly why. When doctors use the term "Morbidl
OfficialRealJack[OP]
04.06.2022 15:35
Link"Morbidly obese" when describing you a patient, this is actually a secret code. They're really referring to the patient as "Morbiusly a beast", and implying the patient is a Morbius male. Typically, overweight people are classed as "Morbiusly a beast" much more often than anyone else, meaning if you're overweight you might be a Morbius male. Reason number four: You're racist. Well that's it for this video. I hope you enjoyed, and I hope it helped some people to establish wether they are a Morbius male or not. Thanks for watching, make sure to like the video if this helped you, or if you're hopelessly depressed. I'll see you all in the next video.