Helphelphelphelp if i am stolen my brother gets my stufff aahhh

I didnt die. They just had us play driving games and shit- i went first- i uh- i crashed the car into a car, a pole, and a tree. I was also yelling"BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBERRRRRRR" while doing it and then stopped the car, said "hello officer. Yeah i will take that breathalyzer!" Then acted like istead of blowing, i breathed it in thinking it was drugs, then i said "aw yeah thats some good shit-" then i continued saying "IMA PULLA CAITLIN JENNER!" while saying "LOOK HOW GOOD I DRIVE GUYS!!!" they were all laughing and the guy made me get off ;w;