what?

not much Mr. drunk boi and I hope you don't remember the nickname I got

im not telling you

okey good

oh don't even look at me like I'm sus

and I'm not sus Mr. I have a kink for collars

you did

well drunken you did and then you put one on r i g h t i n f r o n t o f m e

His names collar kink~ He has a kink for collars~ Not you~

i a m n o t c o l l a r k i n k a n d i d o n ' t h a v e t h e k i n k f o r c o l l a r s

He really do tho

g e r m a n y i s t h e k i n k y b a s t a r d h e r e n o t m e

what its true

no, you admitted to it Mr.

oh yes you did

yes you did

yes you did you kinky bastard

i w i l l n e v e r s t o p

y e p a t l e a s t i d i d n ' t p u t y o u o n a d a m n l e a s h

a w w w o u l d t h a t t u r n y o u o n ?

a r e y o u s u r e~

n a h

hahaha

no you won't *le pounce* you will stay

N E V E R

hahaha i am strong

haha but your not going any where

yep sadly for you

hahaha

neverrrrr

hehe

eeee fine

*le gets up*

haha i am the red wolf haha

good

what

no what is it?

ah okey

have some beer

cause your actually fun to talk to when you have had a few drinks

so have a drink or 2 and losen up

and your back

yay drunk Germany time

guten tag Germany

how are you?

ah okey

meh just bored haha

hehe still surprised you managed to make me blush

yea you did i still don't know why that made me blush but it did

like i said not for me

and why do you say that?

like you with your dog collars in a way?

hm interesting

and what do you mean by psychical?

oh hmm okey interesting how you seem to be more open when your drunk

and you seem like you have no fear of me either when your drunk

but what hm?

hm interesting so you fear nothing when your drunk

hmm I know ways to terrify people when they are drunk

hehe i have a few ideas right now

are you sure

Okey then sir *le poof he gone completely*

nope I wasn't Germany *he reappeard behind dead silently and grabbed Germany's shoulders*

hehe *click* now what was that all about not being scared

welp your dead dad

turn around then *he was holding a gun*

what the gun? meh not really

how dose it look funny?

w h a t h o w a r e y o u s e e i n g t h a t ?

uh okey then hmm I'm thinking on how to scare you

hmmm this won't be good for me

-inhale-

RAWR X3 Nuzzles *pounces on you* UwU you so warm mmm~

couldn't help but notice your buldge from across the floor

*nuzzles and wuzzles your neck until you go Murr~* hehe unzips your baggy ass pants off oh baby you so musky

take me home pet me and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me -see me wag my little baby tail all for your bulgy wulgy-

*kisses and lickies your neck* mmm~ i hope daddy likeies

*nuzzles n wuzzles your chest* I be gettin thirsty *opens a ****ing soda can and gets off of Germany*

told you i could scare ya

violence wasn't working so I bumped it up a few pegs to some furry crap ÙvvÚ idk

China:wtf did I just walk in on-

good I must be terrifying to scare a drunken Germany

no its not

no its not UwU

its not bad

no its not

no its not germany haha

go ahead and hit me then and see what happens

don't be a pussy about it that felt like a ****ing pet not a slap

weakling

you can't slap me for shit

thats better *he smiled*

haha good your not completely weak

your half my height

and half my strength

but surprisingly strong

i'm not joking

very true

don't mind meeeeeeeeeeee

RIVER Ur In Big (Ok im jokeing but wth XD)

Okey good I chose the biggest country cause 1 land 2 n o o n e c a n h u r t m e

U will be in trouble but i wub ya as a sibling XD

lol thank you sister

XD wait that makes me a bigger sister hahahahahhhhhehehahahehehahah

lol cause you are though XD

Yayayyayayyayayayay NOW U EAT APPLES INTIL U CHOKE

no not that

EAT INTIL U CHOKE or eat apples intil ur full

N E V E R!!!!!

REEE well eat ramen intil ur full

oh gladly

NOW EAT I COMMAND U TO EAT

okey

EAT

okey let me go make it then

*amine gasp*

EATTTTTTTTTTTTTT I COMMANDDD U after u eat say EAT

I ' m e a t i n g r a m e n n o w

hai, ussr. long time no see..

lol uhh same?