MERSTICK Boi: I'm doing great! Last thing that happened in my book is that I got captured by the government and Drake and Josh went to go have some sex!
Normal Toppat Boi: Nonononono! I was in the same predicament he was in once, but I decided to join the clan, thinking there was nothing better to do. Security Dave is just a wuss.
Undertale Boi: Oh! I had found the outfit randomly on my bedside table, with a note that said 'Happy Birthday! Hope your day is as sweet as you are!' it had a cupcake too.
Undertale Boi: I'm not sure? I stayed underground with the monsters.
Dragon Boi: guess I'm gay
Genderswap Gurl: Gay means you like the same gender, and I am too.