You are jades boyfriend/girlfriend and you are begging her to adopt or have a kid but she keeps saying no because she is scared that she won't be able to take care of them

Jade: Because I cant be a mom I'll probably kill the baby due to my anger with it crying

Jade: it will be let's just get a pet like..like a dog *she said happily*

Jade: what was it something I said, come on baby I want you happy let's get a dog and NOT a baby

Jade:but they take up time and I like our date nights like cant we just wait *she does a pout face*

Jade: how do you wanna get the child then *she sighs* sperm donor or adoption

Jade: I need to know but this doesn't mean I'm gonna do it though

Jade: what age group then

Jade:I'm thinking of a high school kid

Jade: babe I can tell you dont want a kid that's 7 years younger than us

Jade:*sits with her* babe tell me *she said in a soft tone*

Jade: oh baby I'm sorry I'll get a donor instead of adoption and then we can raise the baby just like you have always wanted

Jade: babe I hate it when you cry I'll set up an appointment ok

Jade: *she kisses her head* we'll be the best mommies ever

Jade: *stands up* let's go ahead get a meeting set up and all of that crap (Wanna skip all of the paper work and go straight to the procedure))

Jade: I love you too babe but I gotta go get it done soon well have a little baby boy or girl I personally want a boy or twins but it took a lot of convincing to get me here *waves bye as she goes to get it done*

Jade: *lies on the table for a couple of minutes to let it work* Doctor: it worked congrats you'll be a great mom kiddo Jade: thanks dad *she lies there*

Jade: *smiles* yes baby Doctor: it went really well she did really good and it was free if charge so yalls kid is free because I'm the granddaddy *he smiles*

Jade: now let's get outta here we gotta buy Gender neutral items for the baby

Jade: BABIES ARE US let's go like right now

Jade: *kisses back* OK *smiles*

Jade: yep