H o w t h e f u c k D i d w e l o s e a w a r T o b i r d s

THEY'RE ****ING BIRDS, HOW DO ARMED AUSTRALIANS, WARRIORS OF THE OUTBACK (stereotypical Australian) ARMED WITH SHOTGUNS, CROCODILES, MACHETES AND TEN GALLON HATS LOSE TO THE ****ING ROADRUNNER CARTOON

No joke, Google the Australian Emu War

LIKE HOW THE ACTUAL ****

A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month. Despite the above clip, in which the human soldiers fire their Lewis guns with vigor, it was the emus that came out victorious in the Great Emu War of 1932

We had fully automatic weapons THEY'RE ****ING BIRDS

Okay I'm done yelling about losing a war to birds, gn ilynh