Iceberg started running, pulling bright to his feet and trying to find monika.

'Shit shit shit shit... ' he started muttering to himself.

'Well, **** if this seems gay but we gotta go faster.' Picks bright up and runs fast bc he b fast runner

(Too bad it doesnt ****ing matter. BeSiDeS aremt they g a y y y y y y y y y y y ) *finds a safe place and throws bright on like a table* 'no homo.'

He started looking around to see if there was anything tk help, then felt crawling up his leg. 'Shit its the shadow spider room... help me up on the table please holy ****'

He quickly climbed up, shaking the small spider off of his leg. 'You good? Sorry about that by the way.'

'Oh shit... you arent okay...'

(Wtf is happening this seems like one of those wierd romantic scenes in a movie where one saves another and the one that got saved is just staring blankly then they like kiss out of nowhere its wierd lol) He stayed silent, shooting any spiders that came near.

He stepped on a few

He whispered. 'Dont make a sound..........'

He kept looking at the spiders then the deer.

He FrOzE in fear

He immediately covered his mouth

(Oops gay) '...'

Triggered bc what if you c o u g h again

Silence

He seemed terrified. (COMMENTS ARE FIXED YAYAYAYAYAY)

'Shit...' he didnt know what to do.

'The deer is gone... i gotta get rid of the spiders then we can get you to the nurse. Hang it there.'

He continues shooting rhe spiders till they were all dead. 'Do you think yoy can walk or no?' (Hmm i wonder)

'No homo in advance..' he picked him up again and started running to the nurse office place. (Gaygaygaygaygaygaygay we should ship it more than we already do maybe)

(**** gtg) *runs into nurses office* 'someone help him! N o w or i will break your kneecaps'

'Shit...' Random nurse lady: holy shit *uses magic healing powers because im ****in lazy and eating bacon*

Nurse lady: ok your good go away now

(Monika please come to settle this wierd awkward moment) 'Youre good now?'

'Good.'

'Thats disturbing.. but basically an scp that has replaced the current 115 breached containement, and so i had to hide you, but it found us, and i accidentally got us into the shadow spider room.. so... oh yeah and then you got really sick and i dont know why.'

'No no no, its fine.' (Okay i think i smell a ship moment but that could just be the bacon i smuggled)

'Yep. It was the person who let it out of containements fault, probably some careless d class.'

(Im not wrong)

'Whats wrong?

'*

'Shit- try shaking it out.' He got his gun ready

'I dont know! Just do something, a shadow spider probably crawled inside your ear, surprised it hasnt killed you yet.'

'****ing shit ****ing shit ****ing shit ****ing shit-'

'W a i t Dont you have that wierd necklace that makes you immortal?'

'They dont lay eggs, theyre immortal and dont exactly die unless... unless you use a bright light.'

'Dudw just implant a flashlight in your head. Or get surgery. Seriously, bright lights kill those little shits.'

'Yeah sure, ill just crack your head open.'

'Im joking!'

'Dude just shove this up your ear.' It was a tiny light Like Tiny as ****

'Just do it. It gets brighter once it gets into a dark place, and wears off after about an hhour.'

A spider noise could be heard, a dying spider noise thwn silence. It had disintegrated.

So the spider had died, he started to laugh a bit.

'Dude- your head- you really are... BriGhT-'

'Your head is lit up from the light.'

Laughter

'What? its funny.' He finally stopped. 'Itll go away in an hour.'

Awkward silence occurs (Bruh we need dr solar here)

More uncomfortable silence.

He put his finger up to say something but just Didnt

(Um Um Ummmmmm We gotta get some new stuff happening idk what to do) He was in the cafeteria having lunch bc why not

(Hmmm) He was talking with another researcher about tryna break off a piece of 173 to study it.

(Yes) Suddenly Containement breach lol its water thot

Water thot: yes now Because im a thot and thots ruin everyones life Now die *throws water*

Water thot: because plot

Water thot: actually no i wont kill you lol Because for plot This happens *annddddd suddenly hes in the cafeteria&

Water thot: lol bye n00b5 gonna go kill some class ds have fun ****ing each other or whatever yall gonna do.

Clef: i did! Everyone else: *slowly creaks head toward shim*

Clef: you cant kill me im actually satan in disguise! *plays the ukelele abusively*

Clef: *flies into the sky* adios

'Huh.' Still looking at the sky where Clef.... died?

'Well then. We've been working with satan himself(tm) this entore time.'

'Oh its you-'

'Nah its fine i guess. Werent you just in your oficw though..?'

'Oh hey Monika.'

Assaults Will and steals his croissant because hes here

(Yesss

'Not much. Water thot just breached, uh, wierd shit happened earlier we arent going into detail..'

Eats croissant

(Hahahahahhahahahahhhahahahha read the roleplay)

'So which guard are we assaulting for food next?'

(Oh. If you wanna leave you can.)

(Bdiabdiahdishi) 'Eh **** that...' he went bavk to the 173 plans

(Well i did a pretty good job being her didnt i)

(WE MUST CINTINUE THE RP MAYA KEEP READING JOIN WHENUR DONE)

He turned around and nearly screamed because Donctor Elliot was right behimd him because plot

'WTFWTFWTF YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A ****IN HEART ATTACK'

'Uh huh.' He still semmed sp00k3d

(Yeah) 'Ok..'

'Yes.'

Spots the british guard and kills him He dropped tea (Minecraft theme intensifies)

(GUYS THE RP IS DYING WE GOTTA SAVE IT)

'Im thirsty.' Frozone instensifies

Dr Flax yeeted in 'heyo!'

Iceberg glared at 1903 'get bsck in your ****ing cell this is the 3rd ****ing breach in an hour'

'Then go to sleep lol'

049 breaches 'Sup shitheads.'

'Um-'

And now 230 breaches And suddenly a river appears and a raft Aka 2770 appears

049 looked at j 'son thats inappropriate'

2770 is just hangin in his eyebleeding colored raft 'Sup ****ers'

Aaand All the researchers left and its just scp

2770: 'hey hey stab the pink and yellow dude.' 230: *dancing*

230: shrieks

230: NWJSNSJDHEJDHWIHFSINCISNCISJFIEJDKE NIGERS

230: *poofs and leaves*

2770: *sips um some cold drink* nice. 049: whos he? (Bro can we not hate 2770 hes actually pretty dope)

049: does anyone know who that guy is?

(Yo apparrntly 2770 has a name :o )) 2770: *s1l3nc3*

049: son what the ****

2770: *chokes* 049: bruh

(Apparently its Lieutenant Edward Rowling I love it no homo)

2770: *actually kind of dying but immortality sucks so its just serious pain*

049: aight imma head out Dies

2770(edwardddddd) was still sitting on his raft. 'Dsmn, wish i could get outta thi.s'

Omgomgomg ahahahah))

(Lenny intensifies) 2770 glances over. 'Hi?'

(Haha r/woosh) 'Uh, yeah i guess.'