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gafrield
16.06.2022 18:33
LinkHello
OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 18:34
Linkhelo there
are you gonna start?
gafrield
16.06.2022 18:37
LinkYeah.
It's a dark night in New ammolite. The gang is walking to the dealership to get their car painted
OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 18:37
Linkog is this an add on to the prolouge?
gafrield
16.06.2022 18:38
LinkJack is weilding a baseball bat.
Gaf has a pistol in his back pocket. He is literally wearing jeans and nothing else.
Pink has a pocket knife even though they're naked.
Moose has health insurance.
gafrield
16.06.2022 18:38
Link(No, it's a new rp)
OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 18:40
Link(ok)
"So gaf, plan of action?"
gafrield
16.06.2022 18:42
LinkThe supremefamily "fakefam" blocks their path.
Kcaj: Hey, Esoom, check out these bums.
Gaf: I reckon you get on outta here. *puts on a cowboy hat and pulls out a revolver out of his other back pocket* (wide screen format)
gafrield
16.06.2022 18:42
LinkMoose: gaf stfu you watch too much westerns.
Pink: what do you want, bozos
OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 18:46
Link"Well, Pink, were here to stop you from getting to the dealership, idiot"\
Moose: why exactly?
gafrield
16.06.2022 18:47
LinkPink: get the **** out of my way
OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 18:48
Link"Hot temper Pink, wanna test it out?"
the fakefam said
"Answer my question schlong suckets, why bhlock us?"
gafrield
16.06.2022 18:49
LinkGaf: you heard pink, just get out of our way and we won't leave you dead in a lake.
gafrield
16.06.2022 18:50
Link*the Supreme fam all pull out tec9s and pistols*
gaf: *shoots green in the stomach*
OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 18:50
LinkMoose: i asked them twice and still no answer
Kcaj: Gaf, try and leave us in a lake, see how our buisness associates do.
OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 18:51
Link(didnt you say fake members are Kcaj, Dr Dleir, Darkblue, and Buck?)
gafrield
16.06.2022 18:51
LinkMoose: *tears a oil pipe off and beats up fakegaf*
gafrield
16.06.2022 18:52
Link(I forgot sorry)
gafrield
16.06.2022 18:53
LinkPink: *pulls out a pocketknife and stabs buck in the shoulder 4 times*
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OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 19:04
Link(its fine)
Pink: "Whats up with Jack, He's not saying anything"
darkblue swings at Jack, before it hits Jack lifts the bat, and swings atdarkblue
gafrield
16.06.2022 19:09
Link*Kcaj shoots moose rapidly, but misses every single shot, they run up on kcaj, whack their wrist with the oil pipe, takes the gun, bonks it on their head as hard as shit, and picks up kcaj and Yeats him at the floor
OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 19:12
LinkJack drops the bat, and starts wailing on Bucks stab wounded shoulder, then picked him up and threw him at darkblue, they both landed on Kcaj, Gaf shoots Dr Dleir three times, then kicks him intothe pile, Jack spits on the pile, picks up his bat and the RealFamily resumes walking toward the dealership
gafrield
16.06.2022 19:16
Link*buck uppercuts pink*
Gaf: EVERYBODY RUN!
gafrield
16.06.2022 19:17
Link*at the dealership*
Pink is sore, moose has a tec9 and almost shot an elderly women because she scared him. Gaf is fine, jack is fine.
OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 19:21
Linkone of the workers at the dealership comes to talk to us, after seeing the heavy bruise on pinks neck, the bloodstains on jack, the guns poking out of gafs pockets, and mooses cuts from the fight, they run away, screaming their bosses name
"Oh thats nice, VERY FRIENDLY!" Jack says as they run
gafrield
16.06.2022 19:22
LinkGaf: can't we come back?
OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 19:23
Link"like come back later? or tomorrow?"
gafrield
16.06.2022 19:23
LinkWorker: ok, but get rid of the guns, or were calling the police!
OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 19:26
Linkthe realfamily takes the guns and weapons out, and throws them down
gafrield
16.06.2022 19:26
Link*back at home*
Moose: Damn, we just moved here, and got enimes already.
OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 19:28
LinkPink: guess so
Jack and Gaf, to eqch other: Guys, we need to tell you soemthing
gafrield
16.06.2022 19:28
LinkPink: what?
OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 19:30
LinkJack: when we were headed home, one night when I was 14 and Gaf was 15, we saw some demons, they came over to us to try and kill us, and we ran away as fast as we could, and lost them, they looked exactly like those Kcaj and Dr Dleir guys
gafrield
16.06.2022 19:32
LinkMoose: so you decided this is the BEST TIME to tell us? You assholes!!
OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 19:33
LinkGaf: we didnt really think it mattered that much
OfficialRealJack[OP]
16.06.2022 19:34
Linki gtg
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:18
LinkMoose: you dicks.
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:18
LinkGaf: yall wanna order pizza?
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:19
LinkJack: well why would we think it matters?
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:19
LinkJack: Order silver dollars and garlic fingers too
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:21
LinkGaf: silver dollars are the worst toppings
Pink: I want BBQ chicken pizza
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:21
LinkJack: theyre not toppings theyre a side thing
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:22
LinkOh, ok
What toppings do you want?
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:23
Linkjust get me some dollar fries and im good with that
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:23
Linkand garlic fingers
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:23
LinkOk
Moose, what do you want?
Moose: pepperoni and mushrooms.
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:24
LinkJack inhales
moose mushrooms suck
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:25
LinkAlright, I'll order 2 large pizzas
One half BBQ half pineapple and bacon, another one half pepperoni mushrooms half dollar fries
With a side of garlic fingers and Silver dollars
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:25
Linkcan you order soda too? i want non brand specific citrus soda
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:25
LinkMoose: jack, stfu you actually enjoy dollar fries
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:26
LinkAnd you also watch those lizard documentaries
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:26
Linkmoose how can you like mushrooms
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:26
LinkGaf: alright, I'll also have a liter of non brand specific citrus sofa
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:26
LinkPink: ong with the lizard documentaries
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:27
Linkstfu about my lizard documentaries at least i dont watch "top 10 scariest home videos of the year"
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:28
LinkPink: STFU *****, THEYRE REAL
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:29
LinkSURE RTHEY ARE, THERE WAS TOTALLY A PERSON LIVING IN THEIR ATTIC THAT THEY JUST HAPPENED NOT TO NOTICE EVERY TIME
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:33
LinkPizza guy on the phone: "um, actually the top 10 videos are all real 🤓"
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:34
LinkGaf: I'm going to the attic. I'm gonna replay non brand specific car stealing game: san andreas-
HEY! SOMEONES IN THE ATTIC!!!
Kcaj: Shit they found us
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:35
LinkJack: were paying you 6% less because of that
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:35
LinkJack:Pink, dont even say a word
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:41
Link*Kcaj hops out the attic and starts beating up gaf senselessly*
Gaf: auuvghhhhh!! Wait... I have a crowbar! *pulls it out of a desk drawer and swings it so hard at their stomach, they throw up* Buck: LEAVE THE MANSION, OR DIE!
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:42
LinkJack runs up the stairs, into the attic "funny, i was about to say the same to you!" he says, then pulls out a steel baton and whacks buck over the head
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:45
LinkMoose: there was only that two.
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:45
LinkThey ran off
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:45
LinkGaf: what were they even doing in the attic
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:45
Linkok.. where are darkblue and dleir?
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:47
LinkMoose: not there
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:48
Linkwell yeah, but where?
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:49
LinkMoose: I don't ****ING KNOW
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 00:50
Linkok
gafrield
17.06.2022 00:58
LinkGaf: pizzas here!
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 01:00
Linksick ill go get it
gafrield
17.06.2022 01:03
Link*yum*
Gaf: this pizza is great
So, about this kcaj guy, he's such an asshole
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 01:05
Linkyeah, i agree
gafrield
17.06.2022 01:19
LinkI mean, what's his deal?
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 01:24
Linkhes uh, he hates us, and copys us
OfficialRealJack[OP]
17.06.2022 01:36
Linkgtg