My parents went away on a week's vacation and They left the keys to the brand new Porsche Would they mind? Umm, well, of course not I'll just take it for a little spin And maybe show it off to a couple of friends I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood Well, maybe I shouldn't... Yeah, of course, I should Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions I honked my horn just to get her attention She said, “Was that for me?” I said, “Yeah” She said, “Why?” I said, “Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy” She said, “How do I know you're not sick? You could be some deranged lunatic” I said, “C'mon, toots, my name is the Prince Besides, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?” She agreed and we were on our way She was looking very good and so was I, I must say - word We hit McDon

ald's, pulled into the drive We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes She kicked her shoes off onto the floor She said, “Drive fast, speed turns me on” She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast The sunroof was open, the music was high And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car

parcs and rec is a good show and this song is 👀