hpold on i need to get the best parts of the story (iam going mental

oh my god i forgot how bad it was

good luck reading this one "Most guys, no matter what age, get excited about curves and circles, but not me. Don't get me wrong. I like girls and their curves. And I really like women and their curvier curves. I spend hours in the bathroom with a magazine that has one thousand pictures of naked movie stars: Naked woman + right hand = happy happy joy joy Yep, that's right, I admit that I masturbate. I'm proud of it. I'm good at it. I'm ambidextrous. If there were a Professional Masturbators League, I'd get drafted number one and make millions of dollars. And maybe you're thinking, "Well, you really shouldn't be talking about masturbation in public." Well, tough, I'm going to talk about it because EVERYBODY does it. And EVERYBODY likes it." -the kid named junior from teh book. yes we read this in class. yes we are freshman

"I grabbed my book and opened it up. I wanted to smell it. Heck, I wanted to kiss it. Yes, kiss it. That's right, I am a book kisser. Maybe that's kind of perverted or maybe it's just romantic and highly intelligent."

ok imm not gonna say anymore i dont want you guys to read whay i have to be reading

STOP IMKILIGNMYELF/ j

THE HELL DOES PERKS UPMEAN

im crying. ihatemylif

IM BEING SO FOR REAL. YOU CAN LOOK UP THE BOOK AND READ A PDF OF IT BUT I DOTNT RECCOMEND IT.

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HLEPME