too bad im gonna tell you anyway. So i left my phone in my physic teacher's classroom and went to get it. I went in through one door (there are two leading into the classroom; its in a portable) and left through the other. That's when I saw it. The condom. It was stretched over the door handle, waiting. watching. Lurking. For someone to touch it. It was the worst thing ive ever seen in my life and now ive passed that knowledge onto you. You're welcome.

(also, keep in mind that i go to a private christian school so)