I like to vore people

Cock

they say practice makes perfect 🌸🌺💙🧚‍♀️ please for the love of God practice something else 😌🧚‍♀️🌌

What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said: Soup

> be 12 > vitamin I'm sorry

I'm so sad I'm shit at everything so shitty that my mom said shitting shit go become shit you shit. So I became shit by voring shit, sadly I'm shit at being shit cause I'm shit at doing shit.

dneot you lvoe it wehn cekacpus hvae jsut so mcuh iicn

shit **** cheese crack

Dammit I'm mad spelled backwards is dammit I'm mad

Go claw you’re way up you’re moms birth c h a m b e r

i told god : can i go to heaven but he put me in google ;W; for having 0 followers in flipanim when i died

I was standing next to a twig and somebody was near and i didnt notice so the dude farted and i thought it was the twig that farted so i ran away and to this day i am scared of farting twigs

I was playing fnaf 1 night for the first time cause my dads mean like that it was like 3 am too so i sat there as my power slowly gos out and i survive the first night and the 2nd night (in the game) the power goes out so i run to my dad who is on the other side of the room and he tells me to go back so hesintentl i did just as i sat down bonnie jumpscared me and i ran out the door then relizing its still 3 i ran back to my father shivering like shit i am still scared of fnaf i cant get the thoght that there awake 12-5 in the morning