never

yea it's a good thing cause y'all will never know if I'm blushing or not haha

and you still got me thinkin dirty

hehe good

Rawr

Hey Germany guess what?

did you know red is the most appealing color?

idk but I'm an appealing color

hehe so? I'm all appealing ÙvvÚ except a little yellow hehe

yep hehe

wait a minute ÓvvÔ

I wish I never had dirty thoughts *he just stared at the ground*

...

y-yea i guess

maybe but it is also a curse

especially when its one that has to do with your family

yea ... luckily it wasn't your dad again

haha *nervously smiles* I am ****ed up

no trust me I am really ****ed up

haha there are somethings I know that would make you break germany

eh I am still not gonna say

good

and the government is the top dog most often the person that has the most power in the whole area I and sex is not a scam which means I'm not the top dog the question then becomes who is the top dog?

well in my opinion I think it is Vatican cause the top dog is either the biggest or they are the smallest and I mean Vatican is practically a mouse compared to me I am the top dog in strength of army but not in all others

it's just a thought besides your the one that said sex was a scam made by the government

but I am thinking about this and I think its either Vatican Or San Marino

i mean think about it the only other person it could be is nada cause no one is sus of them

but I doubt its nada I mean he literally doesn't have the heart for it and Vatican is a hardcore christian

what am i rambling on that much

ah of course you are

I still don't understand why you bought me a collar

yea of course you did

what is?

wait you bought dog collars before?

...Germany... your a kinky bastard aren't you?

I knew it so that's why you don't like it when I flirt with you isn't it

ah so you do admit it then

heh Germany your a sick ****

I'm joking Germany your fine at least you didn't try to **** oil like Ame did

yea he did

i don't even know

why he did that

yea cause it is funny and then I ask him why he said and I quote "I wanted to have kids with oil"

my response was well why the hell did you not use a ****ing jar I mean there empty sitting there for a reason if you want something that can't have kids to be filled with yourself

alright alright calm down you need to stay alive bud

good looked like you needed it

*USSR gives Germany head pats* see I can make people laugh sometimes

hey that's the first time you haven't complained about head pats

sure you will can i have some cuddles then

yay I get cuddles

UvvU

you are a tired boi aren't you?

I mean like gonna pass out tired

oh is that so Mr

ah okey that means if I was wearing a collar rn and you felt like putting me on a leash and I was fine with it you would leash me up

wow okey good to know

idk except your answer managed to make me blush that is the first time that's happened in a while

yea

idk I didn't think I would blush about that question

not when your constantly flirting like me heh

wdym by that?

ah with me I never expect it and then on a rare occasion that it happens I feel really awkward or I just feel straight up turned on

yea ;-;

yea ;-;

no your not I think if anyone is weird its America for trying to **** oil

yea he is

alot weirder

idk all I can think is his his kink or his fetish

like I said that's all I can assume its almost like how you have a kink for dog collars

except one is a role the other is a object

well a possible rule

role*

pfft-hahahahaha

*USSR still laughing* idk *wheeze* m-haha m-maybe you would have to get Chihuahua collars-hahaha

hahaha i-pffft hahaha i bet your would be a small Chihuahua hahahahaha

then-pfft hahaha then I would be a small-medium dog if you weren't a small Chihuahua-hahahahahaha

n-next time you see your dad just say hello tiny Chihuahua puppy-hahahahahaha

i-hahaha I can't believe you didn't flip out about that joke of your dad being a small Chihuahua puppy-pfft-hahaha

hahahaha хорошо, мне нужно остановиться, я горю hahahaha

hahahaha okey okey

why are you patting me

Okey reasonable

true true

that is only fair

*USSR le stares at Germany almost scared* I'm worried about in what way due to the joke i made

no, I'm fine with that as long as your not putting a Chihuahua collar where it don't belong I'm fine

I love how comfortable you are with doing that

its odd to me is all

ah okey

I feel in between utterly uncomfortable and turned on

hey your the one that has wearing collars as a kink

idk my body is confused

lol look at my response to this))

I'm sorry okay I can't help it

eh I feel like I'm going through puberty now bleh

good

hehe

okey have fun

I'm just going to lay on this box now

ah yes i wish to be dead

im the one being called collar kink germany not you

ah, why are thoughs reasons hm?

ah yes t h o s

i g h t I w a s t h e b a d r e d w o l f

meh a little bit of both

mostly literal ^vv^

dear god your a mess

yep he is